Name: Bang
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) strudel

She had planned to bake her husband a strudel,
2) stewardess

First he cheated on me with a stewardess named monique.
3) baguette

Bree... Thank god I found this stale baguette
4) pari

I'm about to fly off to pari,
5) crimp

I'm sorry for putting a crimp in your day,
6) negotiator

They don't even need that negotiator. (laughs)
7) orson

That's the police report that alma filed after orson hit her.
8) lunatic

You're the lunatic if you think
9) standoff

As the hostage standoff at fields market
10) genitals

Soon as you figure out a way to leave your genitals here.
11) toothpaste

And you're totally out of toothpaste.
12) moron

What am I, a moron? She'll shoot me.
13) vow

She'll have them renewing their vow. Right, lynette is very persuasive.
14) sweetie

Hello. Sweetie, it's mommy. I need to talk to daddy.
15) suitcase

Mom, I was packing your suitcase,
16) seduction

Encompass the seduction of my client four days ago?
17) acquaintance

The slightest acquaintance with dental hygiene?
18) hamburger

But we were out of hamburger.

1) someday

I'd love to go to france someday. Would you like to go next month?
2) repeatedly

And striking me repeatedly with a sauté pan.
3) besides

Besides, I can't leave until julie gets back
4) unfortunately

Unfortunately, she has this rare degenerative--
5) certainly

There's something I'd like your thoughts on. Certainly.
6) previously

Previously on...
7) exactly

See? This is exactly what she wants.
8) earlier

But earlier that day, a woman who wasn't her friend
9) sometimes

Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.
10) finally

(gasps) she finally got her way.
11) instead

Let julie go and take me instead.
12) late

You're still packing? We're-- well, we're going to be late. Nope, we're fine.
13) almost

At this hour... Coffee's almost ready,
14) actually

She actually starts screaming out dollar amounts.
15) inside

Carolyn! Open up! My daughter's inside!
16) soon

Soon as you figure out a way to leave your genitals here.
17) enough

Exactly. You weren't even smart enough to steal the good stuff.
18) later

Okay. See you later.

1) deviled

Oh, it's just awful. Deviled egg?
2) unremarkable

That this unremarkable exchange had been our last,
3) lunatic

That top doesn't make three. Would you tell your lunatic wife I'm not talking to her?
4) stale

Bree... Thank god I found this stale baguette
5) vicious

How dare you! That is a vicious lie.
6) amazed

What--why are Americans so amazed
7) awful

Maybe that triggered something. It was awful, as always.
8) disappointed

I am so disappointed in you.
9) adolescent

It's an adolescent prank,
10) grateful

And for her sake, I am grateful.
11) lean

Harvey likes them lean.
12) slight

The slight acquaintance with dental hygiene?
13) calm

How can you look so calm? Aren't you scared?
14) rid

She's been itching to get rid of us ever since we got here.
15) innocent

She has got ten innocent people out there.
16) invalid

Keep talkin'. Who lives with his invalid sister.
17) damn

You gotta steal my damn kid.
18) weird

You know what the weird part is?

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