Name: School Lies
Released: 2018-09-01
Cast: Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley

1) bilboquet

We are. One night at bilboquet,
2) queller

Headmistress queller is requesting
3) stepsister

I would rather be Chuck's stepsister than dan's.
4) cheerio

Enjoying an exotic meal of cheerio
5) indignity

And I can save you the indignity of groveling
6) debutante

Oh? Well, do you recall that night after the debutante ball
7) recklessness

Given your propensity for recklessness and adventure.
8) mediocrity

Toeing the line of mediocrity, nathaniel.
9) bowels

Begins his descent into the bowels of hell.
10) virginity

You lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle,
11) chaucer

So what will it be, dan-- cheerios and chaucer
12) blackmail

Enough with the blackmail. Aren't you bored already?
13) dishonesty

I don't abide dishonesty.
14) propensity

Given your propensity for recklessness and adventure.
15) outsider

The outsider goes inside--
16) sweetie

I know it does, sweetie, but-- but what?
17) rufus

I didn't plan any of that. That is just it with you, rufus. You don't even plan anything.
18) blouse

How she breathes with her blouse buttoned that high.
19) spade

But one thing it does offer in spade is security.
20) stripper

What's that, your stripper money?
21) ooh

♫ ooh ♫
22) videotape

Now that sex and lies have been caught on videotape,
23) opus

(dvorák's "romantic pieces opus 75" playing

1) indebt

I can't believe you. Blair waldorf is not indebt to anyone,
2) kati

And then kati and is showed up, and we all went out,
3) expel

That person will be expel.
4) harass

♫ the little things that made me harass ♫
5) owe

Last time I checked, I still owe you a black eye.
6) pretend

And pretend I had never done that stupid thing before.
7) suspend

In my world, if I'm suspend or expelled,
8) violate

One of the, um, only ones you haven't violate. Well, I'm game if you are.
9) bore

Enough with the blackmail. Aren't you bore already?
10) breathe

How she breathe with her blouse buttoned that high.
11) scream

♫ drunken conversations and things we were scream ♫
12) initiate

Who broke into the pool and initiate the party.
13) merge

How glad are you to see our families merge, sis?
14) intend

That I never intend for anything bad to happen.
15) propose

Back from our trip, and he propose,
16) settle

(Ms. Queller) settle down, please.
17) observe

And about what's on that tape-- having observe you
18) refuse

But if the person who brought that key refuse to step up,
19) snap

And it's just a matter of time before this one snap.
20) screw

Damned if you do and screw if you don't.
21) belong

This is my house. That tape belong to me.
22) cheat

Cheated on tests, talked back to teachers. Look, I understand that this is a serious matter.
23) engage

Come back from south africa tomorrow engage,

1) barely

I've barely seen you. Really? I don't recall.
2) perfectly

And he understood me perfectly.
3) besides

And besides, you're Serena van der woodsen.
4) regardless

Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with,
5) obviously

Is obviously just using this film to get close to dan. No, she needs that grant money.
6) apparently

And apparently, some of the kids who were at the party
7) apart

Then nothing can tear us apart.
8) forever

I can't avoid Nate forever.
9) absolutely

Absolutely not. (scoffs)
10) certainly

Certainly.
11) nearly

My attendance is nearly perfect,
12) exactly

That the world is exactly as it appears--
13) immediately

Effective immediately.
14) sometimes

But sometimes, all it takes is a little key
15) finally

Yes! Finally some action.
16) behind

Thanks to the cell phone that somebody left behind,
17) forward

But I look forward to getting to know
18) almost

Where a fellow student almost died.
19) outside

Sometimes you need to step outside,
20) actually

Right, the people who actually talk to me. Oh, if you're referring to the message
21) kind

I kind of dated the swim team captain,
22) soon

Or leaving town anytime soon. Are you hungry? We should... Always.
23) enough

Enough with the blackmail. Aren't you bored already?

1) overdressed

Hey. You're a little overdressed
2) dishonorable

For your dishonorable actions,
3) endearing

It was very endearing, though.
4) scandalous

Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. At what point do we admit
5) depressing

Whatever movie he's scoring sounds depressing. Yeah, I think it's a biopic.
6) thrilled

It's blank, which I'm sure he'll be thrilled to discover.
7) drunken

♫ drunken conversations and things we were screaming ♫
8) retrospective

Some retrospective
9) genital

A medical grant for teens with genital herpes...
10) shocking

Yeah, I know. It's shocking.
11) stellar

Have a stellar recommendation for dartmouth from j.l. Hall.
12) unfortunate

It's unfortuNate that we meet under these circumstances.
13) ukrainian

No, I don't speak ukrainian,
14) upset

I guess you heard from the new headmistress. Look, I know how upset you were by everything,
15) refined

Refined, elegant, imposing.
16) innocent

I'm innocent.
17) decent

Simply because it's the decent thing to do.
18) curious

And tell me you're not the least bit curious?
19) exotic

Enjoying an exotic meal of cheerios
20) elegant

Refined, elegant, imposing.
21) surprised

I'm surprised to learn
22) minimal

(lowers voice) at least I got you a minimal sentence.
23) silent

No. No, you are. I'm being completely silent.

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