Name: To Kill a Ladybird
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) luanne

LUANNE: ...and please make sure Ladybird is safe and without rabies.
2) sufferer

''Some sufferer may have a sore throat.''
3) pelt

Are you gonna need the raccoon's pelt intact for a hat?
4) sug

-You're in your underwear, sug'. -Read on.
5) possum

or a possum imitating the behavior of a raccoon.
6) crumb

PEGGY: l am tired of finding crumb in the bathtub.
7) ostrich

HANK: No. No possums. BOBBY: An ostrich then.
8) limbo

chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.
9) rabies

NANCY: ''The earliest symptoms of clinical rabies in humans are chills.''
10) poodle

BOBBY: Can i get a poodle? HANK: No,
11) sucker

DALE: So long, sucker,
12) salesman

Let's see you try and sell your way out of this one, propane salesman.
13) chaser

And how about a marshmallow chaser?
14) propane

all your knowledge of propane and propane accessories.
15) diarrhea

NANCY: ''Diarrhea.''
16) bastard

you furry bastard.
17) campground

We've had reports of a bloodhound walking funny by the campground,,,
18) crawl

Hank, once l crawl in there, l want you to quickly cover the hole with the screen.

1) sug

You need a shot, sug'.
2) infect

ls it possible to live a normal life infect with rabies?
3) beg

or beg you, do not remove the screen.
4) ack

You know, the black around your eyes looks just like a mask,
5) fetch

Each time she fetch, it's like seven fetch for you or me.
6) expose

And now my dog's out there, possibly hurt, expose to the elements...
7) settle

See, l settle down. Now, give me back my hat.
8) mess

You're gonna wish you mess up somebody else's garage...
9) trap

A trap? The only one that's going to get trap is you, Hank.
10) screw

l give you one little thing to do and you screw it up.
11) suffer

l hope you're right. But if she's out there suffer with rabies...
12) laugh

l never laugh that hard ever again.
13) suppose

And l suppose a cat might work.
14) throw

At least Bandit never ate my lunch until after l'd throw it out.
15) promise

You promise Dale you wouldn't.
16) happen

Hold on, little fellow. This happen to me once.
17) fear

l fear l am going mad!
18) guess

l guess you'll have to hand me my pocketknife.

1) briefly

But l only saw it briefly, and it was dark, so l don't know.
2) literally

literally attacked your father.
3) possibly

And now my dog's out there, possibly hurt, exposed to the elements...
4) twice

l'll have to shoot her, and with my aim, l'll probably have to shoot her twice.
5) actually

Trapped into thinking a trap actually works.
6) later

Let us go now and l promise l won't kick your ass later.
7) else

You're gonna wish you messed up somebody else's garage...
8) ever

l never laughed that hard ever again.
9) least

So, at least we know Ladybird and Mr. Gribble will be okay.
10) once

Hold on, little fellow. This happened to me once.
11) hard

l never laughed that hard ever again.
12) never

At least Bandit never ate my lunch until after l'd thrown it out.
13) again

but l need you to get Dale out of the basement again.
14) too

Ladybird doesn't do anything anymore. She's too old.
15) around

No wonder it was rooting around in the garage.
16) down

we'll have to put Ladybird down,
17) even

No sign of Bandit. Not even a dropping.
18) right

That says it all right there.

1) dang

What? You've been looking for that dang raccoon?
2) fearful

''They may also feel anxious or fearful of things with no clear reason.''
3) furry

you furry bastard.
4) anxious

''They may also feel anxious or fearful of things with no clear reason.''
5) sore

''Some sufferers may have a sore throat.''
6) geometric

chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.
7) intact

Are you gonna need the raccoon's pelt intact for a hat?
8) infinite

chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.
9) rid

Don't worry. l'm gonna get rid of it.
10) gorgeous

lt's easy for you to sit there with a head full of thick, gorgeous hair...
11) divine

And if rabies is part of your divine plan...
12) precious

Where's your precious propane now?
13) thick

lt's easy for you to sit there with a head full of thick, gorgeous hair...
14) okay

Dad, you're okay.
15) alive

l know what l'm doing. These mushrooms have been keeping me alive.
16) mad

l fear l am going mad!
17) sharp

Why is everything you're wearing so sharp?
18) dark

But l only saw it briefly, and it was dark, so l don't know.

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