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00:20:02
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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but I look like an African tribeswoman with a coil around my neck.
The centrepiece are Cupids but have no arrows, so they're just fat babies.
Showing perfectly healthy people every harmless imperfection in their body
Honest to God, what kind of gullible chump
Oh, my goodness, I totally kicked that hernia's ass.
- His dad loved donut. - That's not true.
- I gotta go call the caterer. - Thank you.
Although if you swipe one more bite of my lamb medallion, I will kill you.
It's amazing how one simple gesture can bring you back from the brink.
- Retract the pannus. - Want me to hold the fat flap?
By the way, this is the last bowl of cereal.
By the way, I used your razor to shave my pits.
Oh, my goodness, I totally kicked that hernia's ass.
Carla's not the freak-out type.
First off, be nice to my cousin, Nfume.
You drove me here. I'd like to see a dessert menu, please.
Turk didn't realise that everyone has their moments when emotion run high.
If anything turns up green, it's probably an emerald
is that when they actually get the thing they covet, they don't want it anymore.
Although if you swipe one more bite of my lamb medallions, I will kill you.
- She called out her name during sex. - Why are we whisper?
Victory can be snatch away at the last second.
You shave your head for the first time after that.
Every year we bounce around this thing
Elliot listens to you. Why are you mess with her?
- I just calm her down. - She's quite mad.
Was I suppose to bring the tickets or the sandwiches?
Oh, my goodness, I totally kick that hernia's ass.
I appreciate the lunch, but are you actually trying to convince me,
I don't care. I bet she calls my name when she sleeps with him.
Put a string in the back of him, so when you pull it, he sings Mammy.
Like me. I lost Elliot, but at least I went down swinging.
It just so happen it was the only empty seat in the whole joint,
- You wanna have sex? - I guess.
- Rats ate his tongue out. - But the kitchen was so cute.
I don't care. I bet she calls my name when she sleep with him.
Just let her be happy with stunningly handsome, full-lipped guy.
Does sound a little sketchy ethically, doesn't it? Thanks, Perry.
an admittedly frugal hypochondriac, not to get a free full-body scan?
Nicely done as usual, Dr Turk.
Showing perfectly healthy people every harmless imperfection in their body
There you go. It's damn sure not about the bet anymore.
Mr Corman, apparently your insurance company's not gonna cover it.
That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping.
- You aren't exactly Ross and Rachel. - Who?
For Pete's sake. Will you leave me alone?
Sometimes you don't know how it happened.
You finally have me.
To really get at this, I think we need to go in from behind.
- I just calmed her down. - She's quite mad.
- She seems almost peaceful. - Later, butt-licks.
The U-Haul is parked outside. Everything I own is in it.
It actually wasn't that awkward breaking up with Danni.
There was the soon-to-be-newlyweds.
That's a pretty reprehensible thing to do.
an admittedly frugal hypochondriac, not to get a free full-body scan?
Pathetic. For three years, I've been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor.
It actually wasn't that awkward breaking up with Danni.
Showing perfectly healthy people every harmless imperfection in their body
and as a fellow abusive drinker, you are honour-bound by bar-stool protocol
just to scare them into taking invasive and pointless tests is an unholy sin.
- How's the chicken today? - What if someone's vegetarian?
Keep it. Danni did the weird thing.
It was odd that she stuck around for two hours to do her morning yoga.
He's only five but he's got the voice of a grown man.
- I just calmed her down. - She's quite mad.
and as a fellow abusive drinker, you are honour-bound by bar-stool protocol
Quiet time, Todd.
- How very exciting for all of us. - I'm not even sweating.
Nicely done as usual, Dr Turk.
They don't have tiny plastic interracial couples.
It's amazing how your world can change in an instant.