Name: Pyramid Scheme
Released: 2019-05-02
Cast: Greg Cipes, Scott Menville, Khary Payton

1) sadness

Beast Boy, your sadness is leaking from your eyeholes.
2) millionaire

Us, big money cowboy millionaire?
3) dough

-Cough up that dough! -(GAGGING)
4) raven

RAVEN: Oh! CYBORG: Oh!
5) prisoner

I am not the prisoner!
6) fridge

♪ Bought a gold fridge
7) sheriff

I signed up and now I'm a money sheriff.
8) badge

but with a badge.
9) dude

♪ Bought a gold me I call him the gold dude
10) brick

♪ I stack my money brick by brick
11) salad

He was eating a cash salad,
12) friendship

it can ruin our friendship.
13) participant

that promises payments to participant,
14) pie

Let me guess, Beast Boy, you're going to get a job at the pie shop.
15) bomb

♪ Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick
16) robin

ROBIN: One more push!
17) sunset

-(WHINNYING) -Ride into the sunset, baby.
18) fault

This is my fault.

1) enroll

based on the amount of additional people they enroll in the business,
2) refuse

and I refuse to stand by and watch money being wasted.
3) stack

♪ I stack my money brick by brick
4) suppose

It came from the pyramid, where else is he suppose to come from?
5) promise

that promise payments to participants,
6) taste

Mmm, taste real clean to me, buckaroo.
7) bang

Bangs, bang! Horse, horse!
8) lose

I thought pyramid schemes were dangerous because you risk losing your money.
9) happen

Yeah, yeah, this has definitely happen before.
10) eat

We ate the rest.
11) walk

while those at the top walk away rich.
12) waste

and I refuse to stand by and watch money being waste.
13) hear

Uh-huh, I think I hear what you're saying.
14) break

This pyramid scheme is going to leave you broke, Titans.
15) mean

You mean, hard labor?
16) base

base on the amount of additional people they enroll in the business,
17) risk

I thought pyramid schemes were dangerous because you risk losing your money.
18) got

I just got more money than I can spend,

1) technically

Well, technically, yes, but...
2) besides

And besides, my birthday is like months away.
3) definitely

Yeah, yeah, this has definitely happened before.
4) eventually

will eventually cause the entire operation to collapse,
5) particularly

Not particularly.
6) instead

instead of focusing on the sale of goods or services to the public.
7) thus

Thus, the name "pyramid scheme".
8) almost

Almost there.
9) super

Well, it's super easy.
10) kind

It's kind of like being president of your own company,
11) along

The key to saving ourselves was inside Beast Boy all along.
12) enough

This, here, pyramid ain't big enough for the both of us.
13) else

It came from the pyramid, where else is he supposed to come from?
14) ever

Cyborg is gonna get the most expensive present ever!
15) too

I was wrong too, Beast Boy.
16) course

Of course it is.
17) much

he wanted so much!
18) before

Wait, haven't we been through this before?

1) unsustainable

(INHALES DEEPLY) A pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model,
2) exponential

As you can see here, the exponential growth of the "business",
3) fraudulent

You are participating in a fraudulent business.
4) literal

It's not a literal pyramid!
5) dramatic

(DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING)
6) surprised

And you're not surprised?
7) broke

Broke? (LAUGHS HEARTILY)
8) satisfied

I would have been satisfied with a hug!
9) dangerous

I thought pyramid schemes were dangerous because you risk losing your money.
10) expensive

If I don't get him an expensive gift,
11) rich

you can get rich!
12) present

I can't afford the birthday present Cyborg really wants!
13) fun

But being a cowboy, oh, doggy is fun!
14) sure

I'm not sure you should do business with mummies.
15) hard

You need to earn it with hard labor.
16) additional

based on the amount of additional people they enroll in the business,
17) financial

Well, Beast Boy, there's only one way to get out of financial trouble.
18) little

Then, let's get along, little doggies.

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