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00:11:20
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
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What a weirdo!
Lola's pageant crowns,
was going to accidentally step on that rake,
- Sorry, Linc, stunt are so last year.
but I can't resist your piercing gaze,
"Vengeance shall be mine."
- You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?
I know you're forbidden to love a mortal like me,
meet 88 gallons of diet soda?
Whoever's video gets the most votes
meet 88 gallon of diet soda?
- Just like me idol, Mick Swagger.
- Then I'm gonna need to borrow all your footage of me.
Even Lily's won her thumb-sucking contests.
- Man, Lucy and that sculpture?
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints
Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mint
- You can't get pulverize, Lincoln.
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
messes up and embarrass all ten of his sisters?
- You made me look like I fart!
- You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?
mess up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters?
♪ Laundry piles stack up high ♪
- But we really appreciate - Sorry you didn't win the trophy.
- I was rob! - You said the same thing about the Cutie Pie pageant.
- If we struck comedy gold with one sister,
Ever wonder what happen when 672 breath mints
I guess it's hard for anyone
Why are we fight this?
But this is how you fix it.
- People waste a lot of time on the Internet?
Clyde, are you listen to me?
My sisters no longer despise me, Cristina is switch classes,
- You broke the unspoken rule.
was going to accidentally step on that rake,
- You literally disgust me.
Hey, fifth grade, Lincoln Loud here.
Besides, I said comedy gold, not digging for gold.
- You're uninvited to my birthday party, forever!
Where exactly is this comedy gold?
- But now I finally have my chance.
Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints
[sighs] I sure hope that worked.
is to always have your camera on, right?
because you never know when you'll strike comedy gold.
- Hm, maybe something like this is a little too personal.
Of course it's not working now.
Even Lily's won her thumb-sucking contests.
All right!
Where exactly is this comedy gold?
- Easy, you just follow my one simple rule.
- But now I finally have my chance.
- You're uninvited to my birthday party, forever!
- You broke the unspoken rule.
[triumphant music starts and stops]
- So embarrassing.
Pshh! What's so great about some dumb hamster?
- The Loud Family trophy case.
impressive stuff to get in here.
Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out.
- You showed my sleep face for some stupid contest?
The fifth grade video contest.
- That was amazing!
"Most Improved Brother." I did it.
- Too late, Lincoln, the damage has already been done.
- "Nice try, but you should go
- I don't know, Clyde, enough votes to beat HamstaCam?
- Yours was way worse.
I'd never be able to find another best friend.
The first of many, I'm sure.