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00:55:05
Alex Borstein, Rachel Brosnahan, Michael Zegen
288
-Oh, my God. -The Dionne quintuplet
♪ A rhumba from a waltz ♪
♪ Why do I get in a dither? ♪
...and your knick-knacks-- let's go.
-Of course. -They say mobster cut his face
There are juggler on Jack Paar.
You played hooky from canasta last week.
-That motherfucker. -What is happening here?
So much upheaval so quickly.
in some downtown, smoke-filled atelier,
Hmm, like an armpit smoked a cigarette?
Is there a mayonnaise and Wonder Bread cafe
-from your childhood. -As though my adulthood
-Are you a planter or a stalker? -Stalker.
-Are you a planter or a stalker? -Stalker.
I had half my intestine out.
developing a sonar machine that can talk to whales
with no hot water and a bathtub in the kitchen, is it?
she came in third in the Miss Rockaway pageant,
♪ The gentleman is a dope ♪
-What? -The building, the hallway,
Bup-bup-bup. Nerd alert. Come here.
It will just fit on your dresser.
You could've been dead and dismember in an alley.
Personal tinge by political.
not after I flatten him the last time.
I stumble upon this rally and I was like,
a, uh, articulate stylus incising...
Do some scales, please. I am beg you.
You scare the daylights out of me.
♪ And they just scream for more ♪
♪ My heart torn and broken ♪
Are you steal my act?
What do you think? They deserve a slot?
Hey, duck.
Well, I will let you know once we have a firm date nail down.
♪ The public is laugh ♪
I become invest in that cute little sheep's life story.
Why? You quit, remember?
-to read the paper? -ROSE: They hung up.
Well, what am I suppose to do with the dishes?
My mother wash sheets 14 hours a day.
I-I'm kick myself for being so out of the loop.
♪ Between truth and lie ♪
-SUSIE: I appreciate this, Lanie. -Appreciate nothing.
And you realize just how great-looking she must've been
spontaneously ejaculating.
to make it uptown in time to meet him.
-(laughs) -I just found him backstage, and...
Just do it loud enough that Robert Moses can hear you
I am perfectly capable of stealing your act for myself.
Should we get lunch somewhere?
Well, personally, I like the Zagnut. It's filling.
You okay with that situation?
to leave my study somewhat of an inconvenience.
and yet apparently it's not the end of the discussion.
Things should definitely sort themselves out
Unfortunately, the next guy was Dean Martin.
not gonna store my couch in the basement forever.
And I have absolutely no idea what's going on, at all.
To be truly effective, you must be ugly.
No, he was throwing up earlier. I figure I should stay around
You left your baby here alone.
Abe, perhaps just for tonight.
And now, instead of getting sleep,
I mean, sheep are quite adorable, aren't they?
Miriam, does your son not understand the word "therefore"?
You're like a super coiffed science experiment.
there were a lot of people outside. Someone yelled,
Mama, this is a tad overdramatic, don't you think?
-Yes. -He seemed adamant.
-You made your cocoa. -My Parisian cocoa.
as distracted and carefree as possible,
Though you haven't had a freaking fry
I was so embarrassed, I was sorry I yelled.
Oh, no, believe me, I was as sober as the next guy.
Well... we're doomed.
...extremely unpleasant to look at.
My father will be very relieved.
I mean, sheep are quite adorable, aren't they?
I was banging on your door like the grim reaper.
Yeah. Life's recurring joke.
Everything I think is pertinent or interesting,
other than that stool lean, it's a fairly pedestrian set.
-That's ridiculous. -(phone rings)
These guys are insane collectors of sound.
to a viable mate before.
Well, you told me one useless piece of shit detail,
-Thank you. -In fact, it looks an awful lot like our place.
would be very disappointed in you right now.
Well, I find you fascinating.
Is it good music? Are they entertaining?