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00:22:01
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Back off, you unholy dreamboat!
Die, fatso!
I get the drumstick!
The bloodlust is upon me.
Well, we'd better do it quick, because he's making scone!
Man, you vamp got it made.
all the unfair vampire stereotype.
in the parlor, with the letter-opener!
but I die of embarrassment every day.
Looks like you've got a flair for avoiding death.
Funopoly? Crate of Apes?
If a mosquito bites you, does it become a vampire, too?
Top of the heap!
The monkey got ahold of a spear gun.
So which of these "board lame" shall we play?
I can't spend eternity using kid scissors.
You're going to have to deal with more nonsense like that.
Whoa, you blood-sucking freak love your kids, too?
Spoiled the whole show for everybody!
I fled the horrific scene.
And they were sneak kisses.
Sorry, my Dad insist on coming.
Just got crush by a giant horse, Lou.
I bake you this pie.
It was poison! No it wasn't!
Yes. I suspect our host would poison us,
Hey, Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.
I repeat: no one will ever know.
Yeah! We really rack them up eating all those elf babies.
I bet he killed everyone on that boat himself.
This prove nothing.
But I caught him in the act.
my employer attempt to inject it with poison.
Ha-ha! Nothing beat a weapon made of weapons.
I guess we've got to kill him before he kills us.
You sleep all day...
Please, Homer. I am so sick of this unmotivated jealous--
As the pie cooled innocently on a porthole sill,
They barely cut anything.
It's racist somehow.
You're tearing me apart!
Unfortunately, he had the strength of ten businessmen.
They say vampires live forever,
Especially when I do this.
Too late!
Edmund's almost here,
Well, we'd better do it quick, because he's making scones!
I went too far!
simply hit fast-forward on your DVR remote...
He was going to leave me, and I'm too old to find anyone else.
A game so lame, no one's ever finished it.
Whew. Sure is hot out here.
At least the cup is lined with felt.
Oh, I'm always the thimble.
There comes a time to beat the crap out of childish things.
And, in a very insignificant way, you, Homer.
A game so lame, no one's ever finished it.
It's racist somehow.
Yeah! We really racked them up eating all those elf babies.
Oh, cruel hubris!
all the unfair vampire stereotypes.
Beneath this smile, I'm in awful, awful pain!
We killed an innocent man.
Yeah, the decent thing to do is bury him at sea.
Welcome, precious primetime viewers,
I still think it's too violent.
Hey, what's that weird look on all those girls' faces?
Oh, this stupid thing never works.
You're alive?
And "Q" is just too valuable.
Dear God.
you evil temptress.