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00:22:57
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
146
(high-pitched tone) I have.... memor... memor...
Krusty, condolences on your loss.
He puts the "ha" in Hanukah and the "levity" in Leviticus.
Who made this monstrosity?
Isn't that the study of deuter?
Krusty, condolence on your loss.
Why, my necktie straightens itself.
which is also what he calls his testicle. (groans)
limiting the working hours of chimpanzee to 14 hours a day
No monologue. Roll the cartoon.
So that's why all my cameramen have PTSD.
In Minnesota, I'd be a supermodel. Okay, I got it.
and the invention of the payment of alimony
(muffle): No, you're not a flabbi!
"An empty barrel reverberate loudly."
(Barney belch)
(scoff) I don't need laughs.
(gurgling) (growl) Simpson.
Why, my necktie straighten itself.
More of a flabbi. (snort, laughs)
(yell)
have you fulfil the promise you made to your father
I sha't miss that.
Krusty the Clown has retire.
(laughter) Oh, nobody warn me
You're bound to repeat yourself a little.
(Homer snoring unevenly)
"An empty barrel reverberates loudly."
(softly): Oh, no.
(quietly): Mom, Dad.
(sadly): Hey-hey.
Somehow a brief act of uncharacteristic generosity
Krusty, let's face it, you might not be cutting-edge anymore,
Yeah, and I've learned that all religions are equally boring.
Suddenly, I don't feel like doing this.
So, basically, I came here so you could tell me the truth--
Seriously, it can be really tough to lose your father.
Well, at least Teeny's doing okay.
for the man who's falling apart before our eyes,
that's it, kaput. It's dark, it's cold.
Somehow a brief act of uncharacteristic generosity
(jaunty theme music plays)
I don't deserve the prerecorded applause of children long gone.
(to the Itchy & Scratchy theme): ♪ He fought and fought
I say this with love, you disrespectful skank.
whose comedic genius I can never live up to.
where some more permissive parents will.
Yes, if by "it" you mean reflexive denial
(angelic choir singing)
(to the Itchy & Scratchy theme): ♪ He fought and fought
I'm gonna prove you did groundbreaking work.
because it's embarrassed to be seen with you?