Name: The Sugar Bowl
Released: 2019-07-25
Cast: Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun

1) crunt

-They're called "crunt"! -Oh, you got a crush on him.
2) cruller

for combining cruller and Bundt cakes?
3) curler

Feather curler? Okay.
4) banger

Wanna hear a totally improvised banger?
5) whoop

-[Tuca] Whoop! -No! [groans]
6) toucan

Stupid toucan!
7) sug

So, no big deal, but turns out we need that sug' back.
8) paprika

My aunt was mixed with paprika, if you know what I mean.
9) savant

-You're a, uh, croissant savant. -[gasps]
10) wearer

Wearer of short shorts!
11) zest

I bring a lot of zest to my environment.
12) brat

That's our sugar. That brat stole it from us.
13) fireman

Ooh! Why don't you let me install a fireman's pole in the ceiling
14) putter

Right now, there's nothing I'd rather do than go home, putter around, watch TV,
15) rampage

Somebody stop this woman. She's on a rampage!
16) wafer

It's made of a very thin, toothsome wafer with sugar ink.
17) nephew

Why are you yelling at my nephew?
18) bullshit

[Tuca] Now you're settling down, doing this normie life-plan bullshit,

1) overlove

Can a mother overlove her daughter?
2) swinge

Anyhoo, I'm swinging by our place...
3) internalize

because you can't get defensive, so you really internalize the guilt.
4) cramp

with nobody cramp her style.
5) tame

Your technique needs to be tame, but I taste your passion.
6) tickle

[Gamby] Speckle, sliding down your throat tickle!
7) fudge

It was Speckle's and it's precious, and... Oh, God, Tuca. I really fudge things up.
8) lend

Oh, actually, I lent it to Tuca.
9) expire

-But my CPR license is expire! -We agree to your terms.
10) bake

Baked by the Tasty Num Nums award-winning inventor of the crunt.
11) remind

so I don't have to be remind of you
12) steal

That's our sugar. That brat stole it from us.
13) trap

I'm trap between the worlds of the living and the dead,
14) belong

-Nothing belong to anyone. -[bike bell rings]
15) hang

Hey, what do you think if I hang this picture up here?
16) bet

Nah, she's fine. I bet she's happy to have a space to herself
17) taste

-[groans] -Plus, it taste like ashes. Yuck!
18) happen

What happen? Did you overwater?

1) nae

♪ Bertie-ertie-ertie Getting sugar for her nae ♪
2) accidentally

♪ Accidentally break a vase with my face ♪
3) gently

He's gently disappointed in me!
4) forever

♪ Just you and me You and me forever ♪
5) eventually

I will take care of it eventually.
6) twice

That was just a one-time thing I did twice.
7) alone

Well, now that the two of us live alone,
8) finally

I can finally cut loose and walk around here with my butt out!
9) late

Yeah! You know when you're coming home late at night?
10) almost

Speckle, I almost have the sugar back.
11) outside

and everything outside is so blue?
12) actually

Oh, actually, I lent it to Tuca.
13) across

Oh, I just lent it to the plant lady who lives across from me.
14) enough

He's a professional. I'm not good enough.
15) later

Sure, sure, I'll come get it later.
16) half

Give us back our sugar, you half-wet, half-dry, full-slime booger.
17) though

More bureaucracy than I anticipated, though.
18) far

Oh, my God, you live so far away from me now.

1) toothsome

It's made of a very thin, toothsome wafer with sugar ink.
2) gooey

That's pretty gooey, huh?
3) improvised

Wanna hear a totally improvised banger?
4) starved

-Hey, be cool. -I can't. I'm starved for her approval!
5) disgusting

This is the most disgusting and disturbing thing I've ever--
6) spoiled

This child is a spoiled pile of soft-serve assface.
7) sober

-What? You slept with Bruce? -He's the main reason I'm sober now.
8) absurd

This is absurd!
9) exhausted

[sighs] I'm so exhausted.
10) rewarding

It's rewarding work. I'm pretty good at it.
11) disturbing

This is the most disgusting and disturbing thing I've ever--
12) bored

Ugh. I'm so bored.
13) disappointed

He's gently disappointed in me!
14) magnificent

And you're not boring. You're a magnificent little weirdo.
15) defensive

because you can't get defensive, so you really internalize the guilt.
16) upset

Even though we just made up, I still have an upset feeling.
17) delicious

Oh, Gamby, you're actually really delicious.
18) radical

Your style is so radical. Um--

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