Name: Pilot
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) espalda

Voy a ser la brisa en tu espalda, no quien te escupa en la frente.
2) stepdad

Not to be the evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy white shirt...
3) bullfighter

He's like a bullfighter. Mmm. You ever see a bullfight?
4) guh

guh, five- five years now?
5) blowup

You know, Gloria, that little blowup with that other mom-
6) bullfight

He's like a bullfight. Mmm. You ever see a bullfight?
7) banister

Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
8) flagpole

you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants.
9) orphanage

This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us "cream puffs."
10) jackass

And I don't care what some jackass in a pair of ripped jeans thinks about me.
11) surrogate

So, we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-
12) bedside

It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.
13) sweetie

Sweetie, hang on a second.

1) swinge

you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants.
2) toughen

See? You hurt his feelings. Ah- Well, if it toughen him up a little bit then-
3) stare

It's like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em,
4) insult

You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend,
5) thrill

She's an angel. You and your wife must be thrill.
6) swear

but Jenna Resnick swear she saw her breast-feeding at a coin-op car wash.
7) tear

Yes, we tore you away from everything you know, but don't worry, things are normal here.
8) bind

I'm bound to be a little surprised, but I'm not gonna embarrass you.
9) fool

Don't be fool by the, uh-
10) rip

And I don't care what some jackass in a pair of rip jeans thinks about me.
11) flip

I just need to get flip right on my back, and we should be fine. So-
12) screw

Been trying all my life to get it right. I'm still screw up.
13) retain

where it retain nutrients- some sort of molecular physiology thing.

1) upstairs

Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?
2) asleep

Maybe she just- she can't fall asleep unless she feels a woman's shape.
3) afterwards

- What's more important here, Dad? - You can shoot him afterwards.
4) barely

She barely slept on the plane and she's still wide awake.
5) loud

I text. "LOL"- Laugh out loud. "OMG"- Oh, my God.
6) somehow

[Jay] We're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together.
7) initially

So, we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-
8) suddenly

and then you walk on and suddenly it's all,
9) seriously

I mean, seriously.
10) apparently

But apparently your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing...
11) forever

This would have gone on forever. You're an avoider.
12) anyway

Well- Well, a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway.
13) ahead

Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.

1) redheaded

Redheaded dad is angry daddy. No, I'm not.
2) multicolored

May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled cap?
3) bejeweled

May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled cap?
4) doorbell

[Doorbell Ringing] [Knocking]
5) reassuring

Okay. Well, that's reassuring, right, Lily?
6) gloomy

So stop being a gloomy goose and stop being so hard on Manny.
7) stormy

through fair or stormy weather.
8) joyful

I know. And then something that's supposed to be nothing but joyful...
9) primal

But apparently your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing...
10) motorized

I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."
11) relieved

I'm so- I'm so relieved you understand.
12) adorable

- Oh, she's adorable. - Oh, thank you.
13) ignorant

And shame on you, you small-minded, ignorant few- Mitchell.

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