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00:23:14
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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- So you're a paleontologist, right? - Yeah.
- Courtside? Oh, my God. - Yeah.
- Although, it's actually a lager. - Huh.
So with the exception of the fermentation process...
If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
You know, it's funny. I've been, uh, practicing the art of seduction myself.
Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?
By the way, nice Ross imitation.
Then when I come up the stair it'll be like I just got back.
- I'm just gonna wait. - The scary pigeon's back?
Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
I don't know. He was cute and he liked me. It was an impulse.
...beer and ale are basically the same thing.
There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that.
I can't believe you thought I was cheating. You owe me an apology.
Oh, yeah. I rub a magazine on myself earlier.
I told you you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
I climb down the fire escape, and you can't put that in the closet?
There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that.
...kind of smell like chicken, looks like a potato.
I arrange some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
But then you lied to me and trick me and gave me a bump on the head.
I can't believe you thought I was cheat. You owe me an apology.
- I didn't know you guys hung out. - We don't...
Actually, I invite Mike over.
...so I told him I had to stay in Tulsa. - So you lie to him?
Well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath, so...
...beer and ale are basically the same thing.
- Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff. - All right. Thank you. Hello?
Oh, God. It seems like forever ago.
- Is that really necessary? - Absolutely. You'd do it for me.
Ooh. Girls' night out indeed.
No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.
Oh, yeah. I rubbed a magazine on myself earlier.
Dead on.
Ross is gonna pick up the phone, and that's a pretty clear message.
Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
I just gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. He's really looking forward to this.
Okay, so I think Emma is probably down for the night...
He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.
But your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.
Should we send them something back? Ooh, let's send them mashed potatoes.
Is that gonna be awkward? What are you guys gonna talk about?
- I got beer. - I got bottled breast milk.
Um, uh, you know, I'm divorced.
You think I'm too dumb to understand a husband needs to be with his wife? Huh?
- I'm just gonna wait. - The scary pigeon's back?
Fascinating, isn't it?
It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.
Tell him that what little time we have together is precious.
So are you excited about your first night away from Emma?
Aren't you afraid that Joey's gonna figure all this out?