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00:42:46
Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil
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picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana.
What kind of weirdo house is this?
Where did you get a chalkboard?
large swath of this neighborhood were destroyed.
And Doug just launched into this long monologue
is through the giant loophole
Well, feeling remorse about being wrong
Boy, my armpit are leaking.
That's not a present; that's just common decency.
I can stop my deliberation.
That is a brand of toothpaste.
I was the top salesperson five years running.
Do you have a second to eat my fart?
He took a vow of silence that he's still observing,
See that hot bartender over there?
Beep! Beep!
"The Metaphysics of Morals" by Immanuel Kant.
otter holding hands while they sleep.
I'm in a perfect utopia,
No, Michael, you are a paragon of fortitude.
picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana.
No, of course, I can overcome any obstacle.
I'm not the only one with flaw.
and now I'm just... I'm just terrified
precisely designed and calibrate
rolled out of control and plow right into you.
I simply adore entertaining.
had an effect that ripple out over time
I'll be soar through the air like a forkin' bird.
No, you dab it with a cloth.
decorate just as you like it,
My bag broke, and I ditch the trash
Please, I'm beg you.
Eleanor, I swear
we erase the memory to allow for a peaceful transition.
Time to pick a designate driver.
don't like it, so it's prohibit.
but it swept you right out into the street
You know, this really remind me of my time in Vietnam,
Things have settle down.
And you deserve a perfect world
The Good Place is divide into distinct neighborhoods.
where I dump trash earlier
And we dug up over a thousand unexploded land mines
He took a vow of silence that he's still observing,
Uh, gather round, please, thank you, thank you.
Oh, swimmingly, Michael.
Funnily enough, the first EMT to arrive
Just relentlessly fun.
This is a mess, morally speaking.
in the system I accidentally discovered.
utterly perfect cartoon giraffe."
because it doesn't technically work
Again, it's an incredibly selective system.
out of nowhere for no reason at all.
precisely designed and calibrated
Now, you can't legally call it medicine
I was literally
and yet, somehow, I can taste each individual one.
and ultimately created some amount of good or bad.
who have been perfectly selected
basically every artist ever,
See, I must have made a mistake somewhere.
Obviously, there's something very wrong
Look, apparently it doesn't work that way.
and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
and I'm falling apart.
forever.
because it absolutely had your name on it.
This is a putrid, disgusting bowl
And we dug up over a thousand unexploded land mines
or is this an incognito browsing situation
to blend together into a blissful harmonic balance.
I just don't like being dishonest,
Well, that's terrifying.
This is a putrid, disgusting bowl
Staying sober and
in cases of traumatic or embarrassing deaths,
an erectile dysfunction pill called "Engorge-ulate."
I... I'm just miserable.
to blend together into a blissful harmonic balance.
in cases of traumatic or embarrassing deaths,
is this adorable little cottage,
It's a treatise on the aesthetic preconditions
Is it racist if I say Africa?
It's truly inspiring.
We switched to a rotating system
Jianyu here is a Buddhist monk, you see?
It's overwhelming.
Okay, well how about we just chill
This is awful.
Again, it's an incredibly selective system.