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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
97
Since you can't go to a real war, a reenactment is the next best thing.
Steve, what happened? Man, what a letdown! [ Grunts ]
♪ Now my little friend chirp along ♪ ♪ ♪ [ Whistles ]
You actually drown it in amaretto, then save its life using bird C.P.R.,
- We need a watchman! - Steve will do it.
You know how I've been working really hard with my a cappella group,
Leave the blade in the sheath so it doesn't get dull.
But to get there, we'd have to go through the 13th fairway,
I'm gonna kill all these sucker!
Mr. Smith, can I speak to you in the hallway?
♪ Get ready, my tummy is your nest ♪
"You guys know that young firefighter I did last night?
like when I had the chance to take ecstasy at the 2003 Tony Awards and didn't.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
♪ Smoking caterpillar ♪ ♪
This chopper will take you to base camp!
♪ Putting on a robe that's warm but light ♪
Stop! Take a break. I got to shake my head in disappointment for five minutes.
Well, his hose spatter all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it.
Some of my N.R.A. buddies rent this golf course once a month.
Get off the fairway, you turd!
You actually drown it in amaretto, then save its life using bird C.P.R.,
♪ Ooh, rockets burst in the air ♪ ♪
He said he was gonna dress me up as Mr. Wendal from the Arrested Development song.
Sorry, Hayley. Roger trick me.
Your son appears to be suffer from P.T.S.D.-- post-traumatic stress disorder.
Let's just go to the Snack Stop and get some grill cheese, man.
Yeah, I don't get it. I thought people were suppose to sing better in the shower.
Well, his hose spattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slip in it.
I'm pull out of you, Steve.
I push you too hard, put too much pressure on you.
So, Stan, I tried to order Barbra Does Céline on pay-per-view, but it was lock.
Steve, what happen? Man, what a letdown! [ Grunts ]
Stan, the new TV Guide came and you'll never guess what.
It's so sinfully decadent that you eat it under a napkin to hide your sin from God.
My legs! It blew off my damn legs!
freshly fertilized.
Certainly. Take the song "Love in an Elevator."
Anyway, Steve, it's fine. But not nearly good enough for the ears of veterans.
Here, sometimes someone claims they're a friend, but they're really just an acquaintance.
So I think I finally figured out why you never want to talk to me--
Platoon, gather round!
You actually drown it in amaretto, then save its life using bird C.P.R.,
Anyway, Steve, it's fine. But not nearly good enough for the ears of veterans.
I hope that mind of yours runs as fast as your legs, now that they're in it.
My boy singing the greatest song ever written...
For once, I want you to do fine.
I've always wanted to go to a Civil War reenactment.
You know how I've been working really hard with my a cappella group,
You'll never believe it! I've got something really big!
then refill the pot with crčme de menthe and drown it again.
Yeah, I'd like that too.
Here, I'll even loan you my lucky machete.
Tell you what. I'll take the next couple days off work and we'll get that song just right.
That boy is a remorseless reenactment machine.
Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert...
It's so sinfully decadent that you eat it under a napkin to hide your sin from God.
Ugh, I'm disgusting!
Leave the blade in the sheath so it doesn't get dull.
Well, his hose spattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it.
She's fabulous, but I'm better. Here we go.
Damn it! Stan gave me a fake code!
My legs! It blew off my damn legs!
That's weird. I had no idea you were there.
♪ When I was weak ♪
Shut your mouth, you stupid bitch.
But it's okay, girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up, Doc.
Steve, you did it! You saved me! I'm so proud of you!
That's fantastic!
Streisand comes expensive or she doesn't come at all.
Makes your voice come out smooth. It's an old Elton John trick.
♪ Putting on a robe that's warm but light ♪