Name: May the Best Stan Win
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) internment

I guess I should go release the rice cooker from the internment camp.
2) loneliness

Francine, if it takes a thousand years of loneliness and misery...
3) remake

[ Together ] Shot-for-shot remake of the movie Mannequin!
4) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
5) brunch

It starts with brunch and gets progressively more romantic as it goes.
6) gardener

My God. A great nation defeated by an army of gardener and boring people.
7) bro

[ Groans ] You choc-blocked me, bro!
8) toast

Mmm! This French toast is so good.
9) appetite

Mm-hmm. Maybe I should work up an appetite.
10) distress

It ends with us doing something so dirty, we'll both have intestinal distress for a month.
11) dishwasher

Wait! This is the dishwasher warranty!
12) gag

She tastes like a ball gag!
13) transvestite

where the mannequin turns into a living transvestite,
14) gum

I've been keeping my gum in its mouth.
15) bacon

[ Sizzling ] Mmm, bacon.
16) ladder

Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?
17) refrigerator

The refrigerator manual?
18) armor

because future armor protects everyone from the mid-calf up.

1) oversleep

Hayley, I overslept. Where's your mom?
2) piddle

I piddle some, here on the rug.
3) bastard

You bastard!
4) evolve

I'm Stan, just a more evolve Stan.
5) swear

If you ruin this for me, I swear to God--
6) freeze

This is the face I'm gonna do when they freeze me.
7) tear

I'm awesome! But you tore up the contract.
8) deserve

You deserve better, dog.
9) defeat

My God. A great nation defeat by an army of gardeners and boring people.
10) relax

But once I relax, I was surprised how much I liked it.
11) lie

I can't belie you lie to me about ripping up that contract.
12) realize

[ Grunts ] What's going on? I realize I have been selfish.
13) bet

I bet you haven't even considered what to get me for Valentine's Day tomorrow.
14) promise

You promise me!
15) taste

She taste like a ball gag!
16) decide

I've also decide to join you in that lovers' coffin.
17) spend

A Stan who spent a thousand lonely years without you, man,
18) happen

What happen to breakfast in bed?

1) remotely

I have not remotely understood one of these Japanese games.
2) besides

And besides, he's only here to train me for the future war!
3) apart

So take these things apart and learn how they function,
4) underground

You go underground and I go shooting into the air,
5) twice

Got it. You don't have to tell me twice. I remember it exactly.
6) truly

like do I ever truly fall in love?
7) exactly

I know this situation isn't exactly ideal for you.
8) alone

I'm going back to bed alone. Francine.
9) sometimes

Sometimes I think you're the dummy.
10) finally

for me to finally understand how to treat you, then so be it.
11) actually

This actually turned out to be a really nice Valentine's Day.
12) soon

Bye-bye! See you soon!
13) enough

♪ What's good enough for you is good enough for me ♪
14) ever

You're the first thing I've ever created that really made me feel like an artist.
15) least

Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?
16) once

But once I relaxed, I was surprised how much I liked it.
17) always

You always put yourself first.
18) never

You never think about me, do you?

1) googly

Did you put googly eyes on the Roomba?
2) nerdy

Look at you four. Fat, nerdy, smart-mouthed, Asian.
3) handwritten

I know. And what happened to dressing up on airplanes and handwritten thank-you notes?
4) attentive

I get it, and I'm gonna start being attentive to your wants and needs.
5) intestinal

It ends with us doing something so dirty, we'll both have intestinal distress for a month.
6) unbelievable

Unbelievable!
7) awful

[ Roger ] Cut! Awful!
8) surprised

But once I relaxed, I was surprised how much I liked it.
9) romantic

It starts with brunch and gets progressively more romantic as it goes.
10) stupid

Damn it! Why did I join that stupid cyborg program?
11) mexican

Yeah. It's like a mix of Mexican and Canadian.
12) evil

The evil machines of the future are based on today's electronics, okay?
13) secret

I'd rather do another one of my uncle's secret basement movies,
14) sweet

Francine, that is so sweet.
15) smart

Look at you four. Fat, nerdy, smart-mouthed, Asian.
16) rich

The treasure's ours. We're rich, baby, just like we talked about.
17) dead

Dead lady!
18) fat

Look at you four. Fat, nerdy, smart-mouthed, Asian.

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