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00:21:55
Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi
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That's what I am, Michael. I'm a shoplifter!
There's no way that you could do sleight ofhand that well.
You were... You were just a turd out there, you know?
Ooh! Chills. Why do I keep getting these bruise?
Are you willing to take a polygraph to that effect?
Douche chill.
And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
I know I'm a man. It's his insecurity, not mine.
Well, we're here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez.
As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement.
Do you think it's safe over there? Because I only have a hanger for a lock.
But Maeby's instinct to lie returned.
And my camper made it all the way up here.
Yeah. I can hang out with my uncles. Three men. What's butcher than that?
- Nope. I'm going with my dad to work today. - Hey, peanut butter cup.
Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheer me.
I indulged this ritual for years in Boston.
- Maeby, why don't you get a soda? - Okay.
- I wasn't shoplifting, you twit. - Yes, thanks to me.
I indulge this ritual for years in Boston.
And Buster realized he may havejust scare away a man...
and was relieve when Michael gave her the out.
I did. I threaten her at a restaurant.
- I guess I owe you 50 bucks, huh? - Yeah. I'd save your money.
I give you evidence against my father, and you pretend that I didn't kill Kitty?
that your ban on organized sports in this family has been violate.
Buster emerge from Oscar's trailer with a newfound sense of manliness...
That's right. I stole it.
It's Arrested Development.
that your ban on organize sports in this family has been violated.
The one part where I screw up.
Prison has destroy the way you talk.
three of the Bluth men struggle with their manliness.
And Michael arrive at the police station with Maeby.
If I lie in front of her, it costs me 50 bucks. I do think that we should lie.
Well, I appreciate your honesty.
And a surprisingly catlike one.
Meanwhile, Gob had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand.
So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good.
Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive.
Certainly she's been seen since then?
Michael had recently fired his father's longtime assistant, Kitty.
I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of...
Yeah, right. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start wearing a bra. Right, Dad?
I guess I'm not good enough to be her husband.
She's right though. You probably are a homosexual.
It's just a chance for us to spend some time together. Learn about business.
Damn it! Can't you just find somebody else, please, to look like your husband?
Did you ever threaten her?
- We sure did. - We? No.
At least not from the girl.
who supported him in the way he'd always hoped his own father would.
Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me.
- I'm going to the mall. - Me too.
Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your body is still taut.
You make him wish that he'd never shown that ludicrous head of hair...
- Lindsay, this is appalling. - What'd you use for misdirection?
went to an upscale department store and in a moment of desperation...
But she was ashamed ofbeing a shopgirl...
Like, uh, were-were you ever awkward around girls?
Unbelievable. Oh, that's great.
You're not asleep.
you can't be upset if they blow their nose.
I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I.
I must warn you, Michael. She doesn't respond well to strict directives.
Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet.
Weird kid.
- That was odd. - Not really. Kids love boundaries.
- I think I'm going to be okay. - Shoplifting?
Not alive.
Fantastic. Now Emma's awake.
- his twin brother, Oscar. - Lucille.