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00:21:54
Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi
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I don't know whether this guy's a mobster, a loan shark...
Tell her that Gob is not staying here? Tell her Gob is screwing around on her?
Wiggle those sexy gam, lady.
That was just my girlfriend and my nephew.
- The loser. The fool. - Hmm?
Mind if squeeze in here for a moment? Oh!
Can you get me some of that peanut brittle?
Oh, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit.
- He's locked on the balcony. - Oh.
Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist?
Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob.
but, my purse overfloweth as do my high spirits...
Real needle. Real apple.
She is such a hypocrite. Doesn't it drive you nut?
- a poet. - Mm.
Although neither had addressed this, both had given indication of their true feelings.
This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence...
Two chick curl up in a box. We call one the head and one the legs.
Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career...
I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with.
Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shave mine.
Michael watched as the brother he swore to stop helping...
She pretend to care about all these causes.
- Oh, you bought a chair. - Uh, no, actually, I borrow it. Like we talked about.
In fact, Tobias had intend to come...
I'm the one that taught you steal is bad, all right?
You deserve it. You know, it's not like you'd ever steal something big.
Oh, sure. First you dump all over it, now you wanna know how it's done.
It's Arrested Development.
The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs.
On the night of the show, the family arrive at the Gothic Castle...
- You are too nice. - Oh, come on. What was I suppose to do?
Marta leaves Gob, and I don't get shot.
- Hey, I appreciate your time. - Great. Great.
how happy Marta had made Gob, she realize how important love was to her children.
Wish you'd told me that before I threw away my Windbreaker.
Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous.
Which made Buster and Lucille's visit go much differently than planned.
Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show.
Unfortunately, after a recent escape attempt...
l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine.
He stays there sometimes until 7:00, 8:00 at night.
So, the trick went forward as planned.
Now where are the legs? Are they running late?
Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show.
Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career...
Later that day, Michael got a surprise visit.
Yeah. I'll give him the message though. Okay.
We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille.
What else did he say? Did he tell you I gave him your message?
Okay. That-That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
- Well, tell him to call me when he gets in. - I sure will, Marta.
Marta is a once-in-a-lifetime woman. She's a treasure.
that he was macho, after an embarrassing brush with her.
Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist?
I think you're confusing scary with silly. This guy was frightening. He was in a limo.
I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern is getting embarrassing.
Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous.
It's gonna blow up. Legs get upset. Marta gets upset.
But then he got some unexpected help.
I happen to be a more caring mother than most.
but had a slight miscommunication with his cabdriver.
This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence...
That's why she didn't look surprised.
I know. That's rough for you. Mom, I'm looking for Gob.
- You're the noble one. - Thank you.
You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong.
Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair.
It's okay if I take a little something from work, you know?
If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love.
It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you to worry though. I've already told her.