Name: Storming the Castle
Released: 2018-05-07
Cast: Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi

1) mobster

I don't know whether this guy's a mobster, a loan shark...
2) gob

Tell her that Gob is not staying here? Tell her Gob is screwing around on her?
3) gam

Wiggle those sexy gam, lady.
4) nephew

That was just my girlfriend and my nephew.
5) loser

- The loser. The fool. - Hmm?
6) squeeze

Mind if squeeze in here for a moment? Oh!
7) peanut

Can you get me some of that peanut brittle?
8) outfit

Oh, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit.
9) balcony

- He's locked on the balcony. - Oh.
10) dentist

Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist?
11) gentleman

Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob.
12) purse

but, my purse overfloweth as do my high spirits...
13) needle

Real needle. Real apple.
14) nut

She is such a hypocrite. Doesn't it drive you nut?
15) poet

- a poet. - Mm.
16) indication

Although neither had addressed this, both had given indication of their true feelings.
17) reminder

This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence...
18) chick

Two chick curl up in a box. We call one the head and one the legs.

1) belittle

Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career...
2) lucille

I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with.
3) shave

Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shave mine.
4) swear

Michael watched as the brother he swore to stop helping...
5) pretend

She pretend to care about all these causes.
6) borrow

- Oh, you bought a chair. - Uh, no, actually, I borrow it. Like we talked about.
7) intend

In fact, Tobias had intend to come...
8) steal

I'm the one that taught you steal is bad, all right?
9) deserve

You deserve it. You know, it's not like you'd ever steal something big.
10) dump

Oh, sure. First you dump all over it, now you wanna know how it's done.
11) arrest

It's Arrested Development.
12) quit

The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs.
13) arrive

On the night of the show, the family arrive at the Gothic Castle...
14) suppose

- You are too nice. - Oh, come on. What was I suppose to do?
15) shoot

Marta leaves Gob, and I don't get shot.
16) appreciate

- Hey, I appreciate your time. - Great. Great.
17) realize

how happy Marta had made Gob, she realize how important love was to her children.
18) throw

Wish you'd told me that before I threw away my Windbreaker.

1) insanely

Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous.
2) differently

Which made Buster and Lucille's visit go much differently than planned.
3) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show.
4) unfortunately

Unfortunately, after a recent escape attempt...
5) absolutely

l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
6) exactly

Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine.
7) sometimes

He stays there sometimes until 7:00, 8:00 at night.
8) forward

So, the trick went forward as planned.
9) late

Now where are the legs? Are they running late?
10) almost

Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show.
11) actually

Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career...
12) later

Later that day, Michael got a surprise visit.
13) though

Yeah. I'll give him the message though. Okay.
14) together

We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille.
15) else

What else did he say? Did he tell you I gave him your message?
16) ever

Okay. That-That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
17) sure

- Well, tell him to call me when he gets in. - I sure will, Marta.
18) once

Marta is a once-in-a-lifetime woman. She's a treasure.

1) macho

that he was macho, after an embarrassing brush with her.
2) brittle

Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist?
3) frightening

I think you're confusing scary with silly. This guy was frightening. He was in a limo.
4) embarrassing

I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern is getting embarrassing.
5) jealous

Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous.
6) upset

It's gonna blow up. Legs get upset. Marta gets upset.
7) unexpected

But then he got some unexpected help.
8) caring

I happen to be a more caring mother than most.
9) slight

but had a slight miscommunication with his cabdriver.
10) divine

This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence...
11) surprised

That's why she didn't look surprised.
12) rough

I know. That's rough for you. Mom, I'm looking for Gob.
13) noble

- You're the noble one. - Thank you.
14) tough

You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong.
15) stupid

Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair.
16) okay

It's okay if I take a little something from work, you know?
17) mad

If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love.
18) fantastic

It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you to worry though. I've already told her.

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