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00:46:13
Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Jonathan Banks, Patrick Fabian, Michael Mando
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That's a loaner, okay? I need it back. Let's go.
- Sprain? - They're skateboarder, right?
He's gonna be indicted for embezzlement any day now.
Then let's talk proportionality. They're guilty.
Now, at this juncture, I am deducing that they said or did something...
Right, uh, the bartender wouldn't let me drive.
[SKATERS GRUNTING AND MOANING]
I cut their throats, and then I pull their lying tongues through the slit!
So these two geniuses ran their little stunt on the wrong one.
...from dawn till dusk, scrubbing the floors of rich people.
I'm down to my last dime, and suddenly I'm paying for broken legs.
When I saw skateboard in your front yard, I assumed they might--
You got me. I'm the tip of the spear. Releasing me would be the smart move.
I like ripping off thieves because they can't go to the cops.
She needs a cane to walk, you know.
My clients, exhibiting extremely poor judgement, uh...
Mr. Edison, like the inventor? I'm James McGill.
...were in a simple traffic accident. A minor fender-bender.
Based on the salsa stain there, could've gone a couple ways.
- Say what? - He wanted to scam you.
Forget about them! They're insect! Hey, think about their mother.
- Petty with a prior. - Kid took a slice of pizza.
Why are you in that space blanket?
He's gonna be indict for embezzlement any day now.
They disrespect my abuelita.
Now, at this juncture, I am deducing that they said or did something...
I plead the kid to the sheet. You give me a continued sentence.
I spit on their mama!
It was him, I swear. It was the lawyer.
And I appreciate that. I owe you.
The task force is designate Operation Kingbreaker--
Tuco freak you out, huh?
[BONE CRACKS THEN SCREAMS]
I wanted his business. He stole a million and a half bucks from the county.
You know what I smell?
LARS: It's really mess up. Ah!
Ten years from now, they're still gonna be crap their Jockeys.
Wait. See, I'm advising that you make the punishment fit the crime.
He said he was FBI. He admit it.
TUCO: You shut up!
TUCO: You punk me?
And I appreciate that. I owe you.
Outside. I threw it out the door.
I'm not in the game, I promise.
Guaranteed. Signed, seal, and delivered.
[BONE CRACKS THEN SCREAMS]
Hey, look, it's backwards.
This represents a good thing, ultimately.
- Yes. - Yeah, damn straight.
So, they have a million and a half bucks somewhere.
It's definitely broken.
...and they're scared of you forever.
My clients, exhibiting extremely poor judgement, uh...
Outside. I threw it out the door.
Now, you turn them inside out, I want you to think about what happens to her.
As far as I'm concerned, you're a client...
Neither you nor your lovely abuelita will ever lay eyes on us ever again.
She works hard, all day, every day, just like her mother before her...
Your Honour, I'm very sorry. I'll never do it again.
Neither you nor your lovely abuelita will ever lay eyes on us ever again.
I told you the business was too good.
Not contract law-- I'm down at the courts every day.
We got the whole thing right here. [IN ENGLISH] Hold on. Let me talk to her.
Mr. Berger, we've met before, haven't we?
This makes you feel real important, huh?
Where's he going?
[IN ENGLISH] Hey, get over here.
Just reach in my pocket right now. Right there.
Take him back to his car.
I will collect my moronic clients, and, poof, we are gone.
The bottom line, not to be morbid, but if they're dead...
- FBI? - FBI. I'm undercover, okay?
...followed your grandmother to this delightful, well-tended home.
...and everything you just told me is privileged.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Showing hands. I'm relaxed. Okay?
I'm gonna make an educated guess what happened here.
So, I should, uh, cut them loose?
The way I see it, that's because you're tough, but you're fair.
- Just let them go. - Are you stupid?
My point is, if they're still alive, why kill us?
I told you a suit, remember? You want to look sharp.
...were in a simple traffic accident. A minor fender-bender.
It's definitely broken.
She is a sweet little lady. She's a widow.
Why jump to the nuclear option? See, I'm saying keep it simple.
That's right. Play it smart. Okay, good. So let's talk dollar amounts.
...from dawn till dusk, scrubbing the floors of rich people.
- Five dollars. - You serious?
The bottom line, not to be morbid, but if they're dead...
My clients, exhibiting extremely poor judgement, uh...
You move, and you're dead.
The way I see it, that's because you're tough, but you're fair.