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00:21:39
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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- Jake's chronic tardiness, his slobbiness,
all about the omelet-bar station.
It's new. Millennials love it.
deciding what sneaker to wear--
It took our breakup for me to realize that.
who the second-best "Die Hard" villain is, though, you know?
- Ah! The rats chewed through the sprinkler pipe.
Now, please hand me that big jug of wolf pee I rub on my kid.
Jazz brunch. What?
I just experimented with an unfamiliar acronym in public.
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
We just have to smile and nod
There are 22 other precinct in Brooklyn,
I've been dousing Nikolaj's shoes with it
I'm recusing myself.
- How dare you tempt me with a small bookstore?
It escalate, and I flip over the table in dramatic fashion.
Your libido has endanger us all.
eat you until their hearts explode?
- They must've chew themselves free.
- I thought we were luring them into the break room.
was that Amy insist
But wolf urine definitely scare off rats.
My tail seems to have gotten knot around a sprinkler.
Now, please hand me that big jug of wolf pee I rub on my kid.
when they bust the guy that dealt to the New York Mets.
they'll be permanently closing one precinct.
- Yeah, I mean, I was legally dead for two full minutes.
but this place is literally hell.
I want all my brothers in the NYPD to do perfectly.
Jeffords, you did a year abroad in Tokyo.
Apparently crime in Brooklyn is down significantly.
But wolf urine definitely scares off rats.
Anyway, I started taking it apart,
It took forever to bait the traps
to possibly merge organizations.
- We've made absolutely no progress.
a space that is approximately 50 feet by 40 feet.
- Well, perhaps Boyle and Diaz
a passable knowledge of their operation.
You couldn't just suck it up and let a few dozen crazed rats
- Okay, now what we need to do is fix that infernal copier.
I just experimented with an unfamiliar acronym in public.
What does she look like? - Ethnically ambiguous.
- Yep. - This is gonna be awkward.
- What's your poison-- German or Bohemian?
* This is super uncomfortable *
Oh, yeah, this is too crowded.
- Jazz brunch sounds insane.
and that he cares so much about his dumb sneakers
- He's still upset that I called him boring.
Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie.