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00:21:31
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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blocks away, and it doesn't open until 9:00 a.m.
I was like, "Whatever, dorkus." [laughter]
I don't know how to get onto this system--I'm a temp.
- I'll be back in a sec.
We're definitely gonna catch this guy before sunup,
healthier, my stepson gave me my debit card back.
the file, and our perp's last known address
curd-mudgeon.
You're right, my fiancé's a total weirdo
they removed my testicle: welcome to your new life.
- I can't. I'm in the middle of a feud with
- Murderers? Armed robber?
- Back window's broken, two sets of sneaker prints,
- No, Diaz, wait--maybe he's just really, really injure.
He tickle once-- he may tickle again.
I wish you were poop. I wish to God.
Before we just chop 'em off,
- Well, I spill my soup.
- Yep, then we bust him, and we'll be done with plenty
You remind me of me.
You saw this guy's rap sheet--he was arrest for attempted mur--
Everyone, gather 'round.
- Maybe if you brush your teeth once in a while,
- I'm chasing a criminal. Your soup is not important.
alarm went off at 11:43, and security arrive at 11:46.
I don't know what size kids are suppose to be,
You guys know I'm not medically cleared
- Life moves forwards, not backwards, and things
Whatever, I'm sure wherever you're from has strange songs
- Because I barely know you?
Meanwhile, you're standing lookout by the front door...
- I personally like the night shift.
We're definitely gonna catch this guy before sunup,
Oh, but I want it forever.
that absolutely nothing has changed.
- [whispering] She's going extremely slow.
Yikes...not exactly the A-team at this hour.
- Hey, I saw you earlier.
but I'm here alone with Nikolaj.
Pat, pat.
drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime--
do a lot of licking, that's probably indecent exposure--
aggravated assault, attempted murder...
- Night sassy?
Busted. [laughs then sighs]
Sorry you're all miserable, but guess what.
I'm exhausted.
It's your dumb city. - It's grammatically odd.
- Cool, merry-go-round music.
It's a pretty bare-bones crew.
- I know your shift is over, and you've had a challenging night,
- It comes out when he gets excited.