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00:22:54
J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas
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Since I'm an expert haggler, I'll buy the fabric.
Oof! Ah!
Wait, this totally isn't a sweatshop, right?
Why are these adorable British street urchin
or the toxic fumes in this alley,
I don't know if it's the moonlight through the smog
Oh, it's probably just the Cohens' bat mitzvah party
Play this right, and you'll get a waffle cone.
[ Chuckles ] Look, Em -- chandelier!
♪ These orphan took us to this factory ♪
I don't know if it's the moonlight through the smog
Where's your family, loser?
Whoa! You're superstar Mona Arizona!
Sign me up for karate classes!
Had to cut Alex out of the vent like he was a can of tuna.
That's my urine. Uh...
Sure, Candice. Let your landlord, Pearl,
for the family tree quilt project.
He got trample by horses, he did!
You bastard! Don't you shut me out!
with the weird art projects, the expose wires, and Alex.
-My wallet got stolen! -What?
Dinner! Is it okay if I hang out over here with you guys?
kick out of that open house.
So glad we got divorce before that happened.
♪ No wonder you escape ♪
Sorry I spent all our money on zoot suits and churros.
[ Sighs ] You're not gonna believe what happen.
[ Squawks, speak Spanish ]
♪ In a cave, a giant rat attack us ♪
Which stand for "Almost acceptable but not quite."
I never hear about a quilt project.
It's pack with paintings of food.
I understand.
I'm so sorry guys. Thank you.
♪ Oh, my God, that kid just fell in a vat ♪
This anniversary gift's never gonna look casually artful!
but it certainly wasn't pretty.
Babysitting doesn't exactly gel with my plan to get off tonight.
I don't think we're alone.
Josh, I came here because sometimes I feel overwhelmed
Which stands for "Finally doing something right."
Which stands for "Almost acceptable but not quite."
Which stands for "Almost acceptable but not quite."
Actually, I need to get back to...
Got mine last week, though.
Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast?
What? Why? We live together.
And I don't usually like being that harsh.
♪ Did anybody else notice that? ♪
She left 30 minutes ago.
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
but just once a week, I like to imagine life
Never say, "I can't," always say, "I'll try."
Well, I'm an emancipated minor,
Just contemplating how overcrowded L.A. is...
♪ Reality's blurry in an open house ♪
This anniversary gift's never gonna look casually artful!
No! That's disgusting!
Josh, I came here because sometimes I feel overwhelmed
Sorry I got too obsessed with bargaining.
Why are these adorable British street urchins
And I don't usually like being that harsh.
Hon, I know you're upset,
Get rid of it!
or the toxic fumes in this alley,
I've never been so excited to leave an open house!
with the weird art projects, the exposed wires, and Alex.
It's a tough school. Not every family is up to the task.
Which stands for "Almost acceptable but not quite."
Is everything okay?
How'd they get so gross?