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Close Enough » Season 1 » So Long Boys / Clap Like This

00:22:55

J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas

23

Words to remember

Nouns

1) footstep

[ Footsteps running, door slams ]
2) wad

Just peel and fold the blouses off that wad of irregulars.
3) crotch

I've got the crotch Novocain ready.
4) sweetie

We're just doing our taxes, sweetie!
5) blouse

Just peel and fold the blouse off that wad of irregulars.
6) dime

Kids who can pop and lock are a dime a dozen
7) pea

Anyway, happy birthday, sweet pea!
8) brunch

This is officially the worst brunch I've ever been to.
9) bro

Sweet vasectomy party, bro!
10) rave

Is this an underground retail rave?
11) millionaire

So, long story short, Emily thinks we're millionaire,
12) sushi

Thank you. I got sushi shaped like steak.
13) grape

Now, imagine these grape are your testes.
14) slam

[ Footsteps running, door slam ]
15) diaper

2,700 diaper a year?
16) steak

Thank you. I got sushi shaped like steak.
17) aquarium

Josh, we just bought a V.I.P. pass to the aquarium,
18) surgeon

So, you're gonna be my surgeon?

Verbs

1) enslave

Aah! Oh, my gosh. So, the robots enslave you, too?
2) automate

No, the process is completely automate with AI.
3) shave

Do you want it shave clean
4) bust

That TV's bust again?
5) celebrate

Hey, what do you say we celebrate
6) curve

Curve the TV! I want it to look like IMAX.
7) divorce

and we live with a divorce couple in a cramped apartment,
8) realize

Oh! I just realize we can finally get our own house
9) rush

Do you think I rush into this?
10) push

That's what push us to do well.
11) decide

I decide to reverse my vasectomy,
12) suck

You suck! Yeah, maybe.
13) shape

or shape into a little triangle?
14) grow

eventually grow up.
15) happen

You know how this happen!
16) guess

I guess some parents aren't meant to raise kids.
17) eat

I ate too much pizza.
18) finish

Josh, you finish all jobs so fast.

Adverbs

1) underwater

♪ Have another daughter, put your finances underwater ♪
2) wherever

wherever you wish!
3) briefly

[ Screams ] No one hurts the children I briefly thought were my own!
4) basically

yes, it's basically licking smooth plastic,
5) forever

Better. We're forever 23.
6) eventually

eventually grow up.
7) sometimes

Well, sometimes he shows us new pubic-hair designs.
8) finally

Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!
9) especially

Alex and Cameron: Especially because
10) super

From now on, we're super careful.
11) actually

We actually moved to Los Angeles
12) kind

It's kind of sexy.
13) later

We'll talk more about this later!
14) sort

We sort of didn't tell her.
15) far

No one has so far.
16) fast

Josh, you finish all jobs so fast.
17) together

but seeing a brother and sister together
18) ever

Did we just make the hastiest decision ever?

Adjectives

1) danged

Isn't Josh a little young to get his wang danged?
2) cramped

and we live with a divorced couple in a cramped apartment,
3) pubic

Now, how about your pubic area?
4) terrifying

Pretty terrifying journey, right?
5) insecure

What? You know I'm insecure about my feet.
6) embarrassing

So embarrassing.
7) addictive

It's so addictive! I can't not clap!
8) reversible

Well, at least vasectomies are reversible, right?
9) racist

[ Laughs ] You under arrest for being racist!
10) vaginal

I've got a champagne vaginal steam at the spa in 20.
11) nervous

for nervous patients like you.
12) excited

I'm so excited to have those feet!
13) spare

Spare parts.
14) drunk

Lord, I'm pretty drunk,
15) careful

From now on, we're super careful.
16) tough

Those are the tough days.
17) republican

Our dad's a Republican senator from Florida.
18) stupid

Stupid taxes!

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