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00:43:30
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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An old woman hears suspicious footstep
The woman is a total klutz. (man) yeah, I hear you.
Go for the soft underbelly! Soft?! What are you talking about?
Hey, lady. It's a hydrant. You can't park there.
Let me know when the carnage begins so I can shield my eyes.
And he's burning pictures of you in his campfire?
Oh, well, what if his devastation has turned to anger,
I have to make amends and heal his broken heart.
Oh, well, thank you, sweetheart.
Yeah. Doctor said I can lose the back brace next week,
Look, there's some crazy rumor going around that mike moved.
Look, you know what they say-- bro before hos.
And the guy was a total jerk. Well, your days of dealing with that crap are over.
He calls me his little blonde furnace.
A weekend getaway, just the two of us.
Like bubble gum cards for years--
It's lavender and honey. You want some?
Don't give me the recipe line. I am not an idiot.
Oop. Whoops. Huh, overshot it a little.
That I get devour by a mountain lion,
Injured by the actions of others.
I'm sorry I disappoint you.
You mind if I rewind? No.
And I'm swamp with work. (laughs) since when?
Yeah, but you weren't leaving. You were flap your gums.
You threaten me again,
I swear, there are times
You got someone in there greasing the ball for you?
Yeah, but your meter just expire.
Just gives them to her husband. They disappear.
Ian is the British guy whose heart you crush?
I cue it up to the, uh, clearest shot of the guy.
So the door was unlock? Mm-hmm.
That I intend to spend the rest of my life with,
But once the dust settle, you'll kick up some more
How dare you talk to me like that?
Edie's been perfectly happy with our arrangement.
Constantly? Aside from today, give me one example.
Not fate, not destiny and definitely not you.
What was I supposed to do, wait forever for mike?
You know, all the traveling back and forth?
Previously on...
Exactly. I've been putting off my work
You'll have a lot more time alone with edie.
Looking forward to it...
I would especially like to thank my beautiful fiancée gabrielle.
How's that sound? Actually, I'm busy this weekend.
The thing is--is... We kind of made plans
As soon as the feeling returns to my lower back. (laughter)
And then you came along,
No, I think I've had just about enough.
(makes kissing sound) (makes kissing sound) see you later.
Well, you don't visit here very often,
We've just--we've been having a lot of fun together.
She's a dippy brunette from the suburbs.
Well, maybe I am a little unprepared,
(whimsical tune plays, crowd cheering)
Is inflicted by a cunning ex-wife...
And I figured it was time we got acquainted. Hmm.
While I'm the jealous jerk who can't trust his wife.
An old woman hears suspicious footsteps
Of doctors without borders was so rewarding.
He takes a pain pill at 10:00. He's probably already asleep.
If you wanna take a couple days and chill,
Well, I wanna look fabulous tonight
Ooh, so dramatic.
Five screaming kids and a cranky, invalid husband.
We're so excited for victor. What a day, huh?
Have been going through sort of a rough patch.
You need to be more careful.
Okay, what you're doing is nauseatingly romantic,
That you can hope for is to catch her in a weak moment