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00:43:32
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
816
There must've been a bad scallop in that paella last night.
You know that 1% sliver of a doubt thing
There must've been a bad scallop in that paella last night.
Hey, what's with the frown?
Do you think that's an omen?
Really? And what do you call this, ambush therapy?
Caterer, band, florist...
I left the bouquet and the centerpiece
You'd think that half-bottle of tequila you drank
It's just, the thought of saying those vow again?
Because porter was dragging my uterus out with him?
I told you about him. You won the beer pong championship?
Not yet, sweetheart.
(faucet turns on, water running)
Well, that is far from his only accomplishment.
And you repay me with suspicions and insult?
Was such a thigh-slapper.
That's just a big dramatic gesture.
I am so sorry. You must be devastate.
Would've disinfect it. (groans) oh.
Look, even if gaby isin the wrong here...
That I was unload 20-pound bags of flour
Only because I admire your taste.
For the mayor to be shack up.
Well, you never do, but you owe me an explanation.
I bump my head.
I'm 40, single and knock up.
I mean, I've never seen gaby so torn up with guilt.
Remember? We pledge alpha tau together.
Well, I stole his bride. I guess I can poach his florist.
How dare you.
And you deserve to get paid.
(scoffs) I'm screw.
Carlos reveal his deepest desire.
Because porter was drag my uterus out with him?
Those peach tulips belong to you...
You guys are gonna be insanely happy.
Smack. He does smack.
Luckily, it wasn't the question she needed to hear.
Hey, I was there practically every day
I-i find you to be an incredibly attractive woman. I just--
Often feel differently come the dawn.
I have to find a way to connect to you somehow.
You're damn right I did. I saw the security tape.
It's here somewhere.
Come on, lynette, something's obviously bugging you. You wanna know what's bugging me?
Yeah, a little. Absolutely not.
Could he ever truly love me?
Not to you, and certainly not to Dr. Beer pong.
Previously on...
(mary alice) exactly one year had passed
There's nothing to talk about, okay? Just leave me alone.
Particularly not to someone I just met.
Having someone to hide behind?
These are called submandibular lymph nodes.
If by "okay" you mean uneventful, then yes.
This is very upsetting. Maybe I should rethink this.
As dishonest and manipulative.
Oh. Well, he is when he's sober.
Was that marriage is unpredictable.
But you're as obsessed as me.
I mean, why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
This whole thing is ridiculous.
Oh, I know, and I feel awful about that.
Admit it. You were disappointed.
I shouldn't be indulging in idle gossip.
Sorry. I'll try to be gentle as I move down south.
I said that it was totally inappropriate,
Honey, please. If anyone should be nervous, it's me.
As the stunning bride that you've become.
That's just a big dramatic gesture.
She's so excited, so needy.