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00:28:19
Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon
132
[Zog] What the... A movable knickknack nook?
I'm afraid the taster is late, sire,
All your favorites: poached dodo eggs, unicorn bacon and waffles.
Ah, that unforgettable stench of manure and boiling cabbage.
And you allowed that amphibian to raise my precious Tiabeanie?
[Zog] What the... A movable knickknack nook?
[slurring] Hey, hey, Bunty, can you steer my stumble
Enough! No more time for parlor tricks.
You keep shoveling waffle in your mouth while I think of an answer. [vocalizing]
Hey, sweetie, wait! Let's talk. [panting]
Hero and villain? One step up.
to stab her with a broom handle.
All your favorites: poached dodo eggs, unicorn bacon and waffles.
I don't need all that attention, sweetheart.
I had them make brunch for us.
Queen Oona has outlived her usefulness.
Ah, that unforgettable stench of manure and boiling cabbage.
We will send a message to Dankmire, of the utmost urgency.
You are not the queen. You are reanimate corpse!
All your favorites: poach dodo eggs, unicorn bacon and waffles.
Oh, come on, Martin, you twit. Aim!
Sculpted in a bizarre and unlikely pose. Huh.
without half of it being mutter under their breath.
I'm much more embarrassed than I am arouse.
Ha! I foresee trouble in someone's future.
But I devote my life to her. I...
-was mysteriously poison. -[choking]
How dare you!
I deserve this fate for doubting you!
She's finally snap after years of us being dicks to her.
I blame myself 'cause I didn't even notice.
Sure. Once we work things out, whoever survive will come and get you.
Your wonderful queen has arrive.
Ah, that's why humans tend to avoid it.
Now, I pour my heart out to you.
They taught me the fine art of stabbing.
Bunty. Still adorably dim, I see.
Oh, Queen Oona. Of course. This is terribly awkward.
Oh, nonetheless, she is quite unpopular in the kingdom.
Welcome aboard, Queen Dagmar and Princess Tiabeanie.
We can't let our family be ripped apart again.
"Why, certainly, my good man."
It's exactly as I remembered it.
Ah, I should've done something earlier, but now, I got no choice.
You, and you alone, are the key to the future of this kingdom.
She also gave me a son, so now, I finally got an heir to the throne!
Oh, nonetheless, she is quite unpopular in the kingdom.
It's almost like you were never away.
All that malarkey with the magic elf blood actually paid off.
-when our one and only child came along. -[Bean babbles]
Had enough?
All right. But you'll come get me later?
Wait, its answers are often cryptic.
A noble's daughter from a far-off land,
once a statue, now statuesque, it's the dagmarvelous Dagmar!
as the subject of barbaric medical experiments...
[Zog] But then came that fateful night.
The seal is unbroken.
Oh, nonetheless, she is quite unpopular in the kingdom.
I'm much more embarrassed than I am aroused.
In a kingdom of talking cats and enchanted pigs and hooker fairies,
Ah, that unforgettable stench of manure and boiling cabbage.
We will send a message to Dankmire, of the utmost urgency.
Oh, Queen Oona. Of course. This is terribly awkward.
Then it's unanimous.
I'm in shock, too. I mean, it is shocking.
Oh, darling. So ambitious.
[Zog] What the... A movable knickknack nook?
You know what, Oona? You're insane!
Neat trick.
and my beloved Dagmar was turned to stone.
Bunty. Still adorably dim, I see.