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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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I'm not even sure what slathering is.
[MIMICS SOBBING] "Oh, was it good for you?"
Will you get me a white zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice?
All I had is oregano and a Fresca.
It's not the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control.
FIREMAN 1: What do we got there?
All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
You can go out with a creep any night of the year.
...of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom.
Are you sure? Because you could make little puppet out of them.
She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off.
[STUTTERS]
[MIMICS CASH REGISTER]
Or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Can you stop yell? You're making me nervous...
No. Pheebs. Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.
Oh. You know my friend Abby who shave her head?
- Any contact? - She lent me an egg once.
You did so. I swear. I swear to...
...that, funnily enough...
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.
She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
...and she's perfectly nice, you know?
And besides, you're carrying my baby.
But I definitely want to be a part of it.
No, don't, please. I've been waiting for forever to go out with Lorraine.
You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months.
Because she's alone now.
Okay. So now we need, um, sage branches and the sacramental wine.
...what looks like a half-charred picture of...
A bottle of your most overpriced champagne.
And mean. And a little frightening.
Ugh, what a crappy night.
Come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinking:
Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Here's a wacky thought. Um, ahem.
Pathetic mess. I know, but...
All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.