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00:22:47
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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What? Phoebe, did you whip the pota...?
[MIXER WHIRRING]
Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop.
[SOBBING IN HIGH VOICE] It's my first Thanksgiving, and I...
I have... And I remember this part vividly. - A mouthful of pumpkin pie.
Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
When you come out I'll buy you a bagel And then we'll go to the zoo
[SOBS]
...syphilis and stuff...
You're amazing. You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back.
What were you modeling for?
Cider's mull, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.
RACHEL: Aw. - We all chipped in.
Okay, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside...
Shall I carve?
Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps...
[MIMICS PLANE ZOOMING]
I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.
Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined.
Forget shoop, shoop, shoop.
I have... And I remember this part vividly. - A mouthful of pumpkin pie.
As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor/model.
Okay, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Aside from the fact that you said you did?
And I obviously did not have the keys.
See, every year, we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket...
Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop.
Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything.
Walkin' down the street
...or projectile vomiting.
Well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
All right, I'm off to talk to my unborn child.
And a crappy New Year.
...is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away.
An 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city?