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I said teaberry, not sandalwood.
Rematch? You lose again.
I'm going to open a file of whoop-ass on you!
these two bimbo in some mud?
But Master Funog, I can beat these dork with one eye closed.
I've not seen a spectacle of this nature...
before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway.
Bender rules!
The flight had a stopover on the brain slug planet.
in America's heartland, Mexico... Bender!
I've taught the toaster to feel love.
I don't want to end up a loser like her.
I'm a connoisseur of jerk who pick fights...
You can't quit every time you get an axe in the back.
where lobster is slave to clam.
to double-check his paperwork, press two.
For my next bout, what do you say I fight...
and switch to a garlic shampoo.
I think you misunderstood the concept of Bendering time.
I heard somebody got flatten.
Poor little guy starve to death.
Bill, congratulate Keith when he regain consciousness.
entertain troops fighting to wipe out the human race.
Now, get ready to hate him as he threaten your sexuality...
You knock him out cold.
after being declare the winner.
but I think the entire Earth was destroy.
Now, quit scratching your axe hole and get out there.
before a fiery explosion chase someone down a hallway.
you're suppose to prance out...
Who invite you?
Who threw that?
Newly crown Miss Universe, Gladys Lennox...
I've taught the toaster to feel love.
he decide to stay of his own free will.
Rematch? You lose again.
here at ringside with George Foreman.
but you seem to be inadvertently kicking my seat.
Well, obviously, I need floozies.
Oh, ah, yes, definitely.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Perhaps, but there is more to winning...
Instead, I want you to prance out...
Therefore, the battle is already over.
Bender, you're three hours late.
I'm almost positive you did.
Actually, we've decided to go in a different direction.
Had enough? I thought so.
Just ask flabby over here to describe it to you later.
You lost, and you made it look almost half-real.
and you're the biggest I've ever seen.
It sure was some fight.
but the most popular robot always wins.
after both of us worked so hard.
Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonizing pain?
You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter...
nonstop service to pain.
I don't care how suicidal it is.
Destructor, a robotic armored tank...
Destructor, a robotic armored tank...
Most amusing.
The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1,000:0.
With its patented design...
It's the most brutal form of competition in the galaxy.
I'm in tremendous pain here.
I'm impressed.
to a remarkable championship bout...
I mean, cheating in a fake fight...
Sounds pleasant. I'll do it.
I'm proud of you, Bender.
when Ali faced an 80-foot-tall, mechanical Joe Frazier.
You're pure lowest common denominator.