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You, a bobsledder?
But what about your other coworker?
Hey, you're quite the talker, aren't you?
# And a slipper on a shoe tree #
Girls like swarm of lizards, right?
Could you point me to the free booze?
his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
I personally like the electric snail.
Use teamwork!
Now which costs more... the parrot or the stink lizard?
from his sack of horrors.
Now which costs more... the parrot or the stink lizard?
but she thinks I'm a jerk.
Like when you say "ask" instead of"axe."
A mighty haul for Bender.
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile.
and deck the halls with your gut.
a fresh goose for goose...
Here I am whining like a pig...
I axe him to set the table.
No, I swear.
then retire to promote alcoholic beverages.
Shall we mug them, robot sir?
Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.
# On the fourth day of Xmas, I stole from that lady #
You dare bribe Santa?
His belly is shaking like a bowl full of nitroglycerin.
We're trap.
Now let's all of us shut up and sing.
Xmas cards have arrive.
They're suppose to be some kind of pine tree.
I found it lying in the street...
but I bet Leela's going to love you.
I doubt it.
If he catch you after dark...
Gunned down by Santa Claus.
and he invariably judges everyone to be naughty.
I personally like the electric snail.
Well, check it twice.
Earlier today, I visited a shelter...
Come on, everyone, perhaps some skiing...
Finally, I look as pretty as I feel.
think of all the things I left behind.
Like when you say "ask" instead of"axe."
Actually, it did, but thank God...
while all along, Leela was as lonely as a frog.
I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking...
but together, we're lonely together.
No, they fixed that 900 years ago.
As if you ever did anything charitable.
You filthy hobos sure know how to live.
At least you're not cold-blooded.
always only thinking of himself.
the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.
I may have lost my freakishly long legs...
Ah, brisk.
You must be using an archaic pronunciation.
Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry.
built a robotic Santa to determine...
ashamed of yourself, Fry.
the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.
then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.
This dumb holiday just makes me...
As if you ever did anything charitable.
Jah damn it, we're stuck.
Lick my frozen metal ass.
Careful, sir.
Well, there I was on the triple diamond slope...
Is there anything sad?
That's a stupid animal.
It's okay.
You'd have to be blind not to notice...