Name: That's Lobstertainment!
Released: 2017-05-30

1) flophouse

who just might be my ticket out of this flophouse, he might.
2) footstep

I will never follow in your footstep.
3) scribble

What's that scribble-di-gook?
4) morgue

And you extras. Wave your arms and make faces. What is this? A morgue?
5) gamut

so I want the full gamut of emotions from every actor in every scene.
6) relic

As a forgotten relic, they remember me. Bah! It's better to die now.
7) prong

Okay, Boxy. Keep your prong on the trigger.
8) ledge

- Father! The ledge! - Oy!
9) admiration

and admiration of the creative community.
10) liar

No, I'm not. I am an even bigger liar than you.
11) nephew

Dear Uncle Zoid, Greetings from your long-lost nephew.
12) valet

- Just pay the valet the two bucks. - No.
13) dispenser

Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels.
14) plague

Everyone walked out. They hated it. I've seen plague that had better opening nights than this.
15) resignation

Here is my resignation as vice president.
16) flop

in the flop movie, The Magnificent Three, Dr. Zoidberg!
17) cashier

in the form of a cashier's check and come to Hollywood.
18) boiler

- Nice work, Boiler. - Thanks. And call me Bender.

1) reconstitute

reconstitute in a gorilla body!
2) emote

Oy. Now he emote!
3) invent

My career went down the tubes the day they invent Smell-A-Vision.
4) beg

"I beg of you, Mr. Funny Uncle. Teach me the comedy business.
5) xerox

- Written and xerox. - Good heavens.
6) settle

Then it's settle. Another blockbuster Hollywood deal.
7) pray

I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
8) goto

Have you got an extra "goto 10"line?
9) wash

Oh, and here's wash-up actor what's-his-name, Harold Zoid.
10) flood

It's no use. The tar is too thick. Plus, I think I flood it.
11) realize

but tonight I realize what's really important is to win two Oscars!
12) murder

Hooray! I won't be murder! I'll live another day...
13) lift

they finally lift it right off my body.
14) throw

Uncle Zoid, you're looking young enough to be throw back.
15) promise

He promise he'd give his Uncle Zoid a million bucks to make a movie.
16) forget

As a forgotten relic, they remember me. Bah! It's better to die now.
17) discover

There's no refund if you get discover and leave the tour.
18) spend

but we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday.

1) someday

Someday I hope to win one of my own.
2) sadly

But sadly, my life is bereft oflaughter.
3) practically

Nice turnout, Calculon. That Oscar is practically on your mantle.
4) loud

- Bender, you said "wink, wink" out loud. - I didn't. Raise middle finger.
5) besides

It's the principle of the thing. Besides, I think I see a parking lot up ahead.
6) perhaps

Maybe so, but perhaps if I wrote him and asked for a few hundred pointers...
7) finally

they finally lifted it right off my body.
8) behind

All right. We're already one hour behind.
9) instead

And, instead of the fifth guy...
10) enough

Maybe I'm not yelling loud enough.
11) half

I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
12) often

Eating real food in a restaurant, as we both often do.
13) together

I'm putting together a big drama picture right now as we speak.
14) else

and it's all everybody else's fault.
15) ever

You're right, crabby. He's a hell of a lot funnier than you could ever be.
16) once

- We met once. Remember? - Absolutely not.
17) always

On Earth, everybody is always looking for a giant squid.
18) less

and that business is being president of Earth, no less.

1) untalented

Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented!
2) bereft

But sadly, my life is bereft oflaughter.
3) scant

For a scant one-million-dollar investment, you can be the star.
4) devoid

It's some kind of hollow tube devoid of human life.
5) pathetic

As a pathetic has-been, they remember me.
6) miserable

after 50 miserable years... of fame.
7) fraudulent

It's slightly less fraudulent for you to have it.
8) luxurious

Then you'll wanna get a close look at his luxurious Bel Air home.
9) upset

- Where's that Oscar? - Here. Enjoy. What are you getting upset?
10) respected

And a rich, respected doctor with many surviving patients.
11) dramatic

People. People. Please. Just because it's a dramatic scene...
12) loud

Maybe I'm not yelling loud enough.
13) surprised

Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
14) silent

back in the era of silent holograms.
15) thick

It's no use. The tar is too thick. Plus, I think I flooded it.
16) fifth

And, instead of the fifth guy...
17) blind

Fox uses those searchlights to blind pilots, then film the resulting plane crashes.
18) expensive

Well, editing is a long and expensive process...

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