Name: Roswell That Ends Well
Released: 2017-05-30

1) nert

Nerts to this space crab! If we want information...
2) graviton

combined with the graviton and graviolis from the supernova...
3) latrine

Now prepare my lunch and place it in the latrine at 1200 hours!
4) paella

the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.
5) taint

Well, 'taint as bad as gettin' killed.
6) mutton

the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.
7) broiler

This beauty has four broiler, a casserole indicator...
8) solace

No, sir. I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact...
9) supernova

I've never seen a supernova blow up.
10) waitress

- See that waitress there? - Yowzah! I know what I want for dessert.
11) saucer

"Flying Saucer Captured."
12) dope

Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope!
13) chronograph

which would explain why the chronograph has turned into...
14) casserole

This beauty has four broilers, a casserole indicator...
15) sweetheart

Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart.
16) excavation

Commencing excavation of the subject's chest cavity.
17) cracker

Man. Them cracker cut my mouth up somethin' bad.
18) cavity

Commencing excavation of the subject's chest cavity.

1) reassemble

Mr. President, our experts have reassemble the parts...
2) sneak

Meanwhile, you guys sneak onto the army base and rescue Bender's body.
3) gag

The president is gag on my gas bladder.
4) knock

I did? Then I sure am lucky you knock me...
5) remind

You remind me of Enos. Would you mind walking me home?
6) tear

Yes. We tore the universe a new space-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast.
7) intend

- 'Cause I intend to! - Well, gadzooks, Sarge.
8) smell

Hey. What smell like blue?
9) trap

Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're trap in this time period.
10) reveal

I've never dramatically reveal anything as shocking as this.
11) blast

blast us through time itself.
12) shut

Yes. We tore the universe a new space-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast.
13) suppose

unless it turns out you were suppose to do it...
14) crash

This means the flying saucer that crash in Roswell... was us!
15) prove

which prove you can't really be my grandm...
16) capture

"Flying Saucer Captured."
17) affect

Don't do anything that affect anything...
18) exist

Wait. If you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist?

1) dramatically

I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this.
2) nowhere

Okay, we're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.
3) meanwhile

Meanwhile, you guys sneak onto the army base and rescue Bender's body.
4) perfectly

that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.
5) basically

But existing is basically all I do!
6) somewhere

Well, I'm sure we can buy a microwave somewhere around here.
7) exactly

exactly 24 hours.
8) finally

Safe and sound. Finally, I can continue to exist.
9) recently

My grandfather died recently.
10) almost

Are you crazy? You almost got yourself run over.
11) along

All right, Officer. I'll move along.
12) far

How far is it?
13) fast

This oven is lightning fast. It takes only five hours to cook a roast.
14) else

Zoidberg, pick up the pieces. Everyone else, take five.
15) ever

Yeah, folks say that. But did you ever get the feeling...
16) sure

I did? Then I sure am lucky you knocked me...
17) always

Hey, you know what always cheers you up?
18) less

Aw. It's less popped than ever.

1) deviled

One deviled egg.
2) eventful

an eventful year for the town of...
3) degenerate

And if history doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather...
4) perverted

Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope!
5) shocking

I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this.
6) fried

Uh, I'll have a pie with a fried egg on top.
7) brave

- I'm not worried about that. - Then you're a brave woman than I.
8) urgent

You've got eight. But a more urgent concern is the microwave.
9) remarkable

Remarkable!
10) sacred

Above all else, it is our sacred duty to preserve the past exactly as it was.
11) fake

But, sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set.
12) damn

Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
13) sad

It's all so sad.
14) okay

- Bender, are you okay? - I don't know. I'll try to move my feet.
15) obvious

Isn't it obvious?
16) alive

Please, just concentrate on staying alive.
17) dangerous

That's it! This place is too dangerous. We gotta get you out of here.
18) operational

and I should have that operational within 10 hours.

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