Name: Future Stock
Released: 2017-05-30

1) schoolteacher

I'll vote it down like a raise for schoolteacher!
2) chump

- most successful chump. - Tonight, that's us.
3) juggernaut

The unstoppable juggernaut of the corporate universe!
4) caveman

As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I faced different challenges.
5) trike

Get your stinkin' trike off me, you damn, dirty ape!
6) rowdy

Security! I want that bunch of rowdies out of here!
7) liege

- Yes, my liege. - No, we're not!
8) ketchup

I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.
9) recount

- How about a hand recount? - Okay. Ow!
10) mitzvah

Ooh, a bot mitzvah! Shalom hunger.
11) ransom

Ah, come on! I've got a lot of ransom notes to send!
12) verge

The company is on the verge of bankruptcy.
13) sucker

So long, sucker!
14) toad

This toad the wet sprocket.
15) kudos

This company's on the fast track to the "It List." Blast fax kudos all around!
16) shellfish

- No shellfish! - That is so unfair.
17) creep

a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep!
18) carrot

When I was frozen, giant carrot ruled the Earth.

1) retaliate

Any button! They all retaliate!
2) misunderstand

We're more like Germany... ambitious and misunderstood.
3) nominate

Very well. I nominate the professor!
4) diagnose

But then, I was diagnose with terminal bone-itis.
5) neglect

I neglect to mention that the shares...
6) freeze

Question. Do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to get the free...
7) settle

Then it's settle. The new chief executive officer...
8) smell

'Cause your apartment smell like Poly Grip and cat pee!
9) approve

The takeover of Planet Express is approve!
10) lie

Ms. Johnson, you've never lie to me.
11) appreciate

Has it also appreciate in value? Please, oh, please!
12) desert

There comes a time for every man who becomes rich and desert his friends...
13) teach

And before his mysterious death, he taught me everything he knew.
14) suck

You suck!
15) forget

I was so busy bein' an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!
16) grow

Because it grow the brand.
17) beat

Now, are we gonna let ourselves get beat by an old lady?
18) eat

Hey! You ate my change!

1) apiece

Your shares are worth $107 apiece.
2) loud

Seriously, though, we stink out loud.
3) somehow

Somehow, some time, for some reason...
4) somewhere

Help me find some food somewhere.
5) alone

Just leave us alone, and let us clear out our lockers.
6) finally

And finally, the post office meter is for business mail only.
7) forward

- W-Where am I? - Move forward! Walk into the light!
8) inside

I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.
9) though

Seriously, though, we stink out loud.
10) together

You mean, you'd rather be rich than work together?
11) ever

That Guy was the greatest businessman that ever lived.
12) once

Ah-ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio...
13) always

This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor.
14) hard

Call me a booger blaster. I'll blast a booger so hard that...
15) never

Ms. Johnson, you've never lied to me.
16) again

Thank you. Come again.
17) second

Second.
18) too

- Yeah, the professor! - Me too! - Me?

1) spineless

You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster!
2) unstoppable

The unstoppable juggernaut of the corporate universe!
3) overpriced

- What have you got that's really overpriced? - Everything.
4) boundless

Planet Express! Limitless potential, boundless horizons!
5) outraged

- This stinks! - Madam is outraged!
6) dazzling

and give it the sleek, dazzling veneer...
7) sleek

and give it the sleek, dazzling veneer...
8) detached

I beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas.
9) unfair

- No shellfish! - That is so unfair.
10) awful

Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?
11) enormous

to a man of enormous experience...
12) crap

- But they're kings, Mommy. - Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
13) innocent

I was just an innocent suck-up! You've got to believe me!
14) frozen

When I was frozen, giant carrots ruled the Earth.
15) neutral

- Ours is small and neutral. - Switzerland is small and neutral.
16) damn

Get your stinkin' trike off me, you damn, dirty ape!
17) pleasant

What a pleasant surprise.
18) sad

It's so sad.

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