Name: Nashville
Released: 2018-01-18
Cast: Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe

1) p.m.

-No. -At 7:25 p.m.
2) drumstick

and isolate the drumstick
3) internment

Just that her parents were in a Japanese internment camp,
4) tonk

-Mm-hmm. -But I don't know what "tonk" is.
5) bombshell

Man, that's a pretty big bombshell to drop, Rachel.
6) leftovers

We'll just give the leftovers to a homeless person.
7) koala

getting haunted by koala bear ghosts.
8) eucalyptus

I wish they had some eucalyptus at all these barbecue restaurants.
9) niece

I have my niece's violin recital at 7:00 on Sunday.
10) octopus

Why no octopus?
11) recital

I have my niece's violin recital at 7:00 on Sunday.
12) cfo

I'm her CFO. We have a very big meeting tomorrow.
13) aisle

I'm sitting in that aisle seat over there.

1) splurge

I love when restaurants splurge on those premium hand dryers.
2) haunt

Hey, is it true this hotel is haunt?
3) swear

I swear, every chick I've ever gone on a date with
4) smell

-Mm. -My hands smell like geraniums.
5) hammer

Uh, I was definitely hammer that night,
6) quit

like quit my job,
7) decline

She decline.
8) suppose

It's suppose to be really awesome, so I booked us a tour.
9) introduce

and that was a political policy introduce into their ecosystem,
10) realize

and you realize you fucked up your life.
11) murder

Ooh. Was he murder? Did it happen in our room?
12) forget

and be like, "Shit, forgot to do it."
13) exist

Mekhi Phifer the actor does exist.

1) theoretically

but theoretically,
2) barely

I barely remember anything from that night,
3) literally

Can we please talk about literally anything else?
4) loud

But I feel like if I said it out loud, you'd definitely want to end this date.
5) somewhere

Can you guys bond somewhere else?
6) obviously

All right, well, it's obviously broken in this hypothetical scenario.
7) apparently

Apparently, they both died in a fire,
8) definitely

But I feel like if I said it out loud, you'd definitely want to end this date.
9) forever

And I will cherish it forever,
10) earlier

Yes, she texted me earlier today and said,
11) alone

I'm really alone right now.
12) fucking

All right, don't do that. That's fucking scary.
13) therefore

So therefore, the lyrics stand.

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