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00:11:21
J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin
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What about "Mustache Cash Stash"?
Those two slacker have never even picked up an instrument.
What about "Mustache Cash Stash"?
Who the blaze are you?
Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic?
Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.
is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician!
"Helicopter Crash."
So, you want to become a musician? Bravo!
A two-man ensemble?
We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig
What do you think of "Cool Dudes"?
Holy crap!
Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses!
♪ The smile is the fire that lights my soul, ♪
I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.
"Helicopter Crash."
♪ who am I but a guy with two eyes on the prize, ♪
We're screw.
You trick us into lip-synching!
...all wash up? Good!
We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig
Get everyone pump for the closing act.
but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock!
We just got caught up in the dream, man.
Wait, wait. We suck,
♪ gonna remember it until I grow old, ♪
What happen to Mustache Cash Stash?!
Well, I guess I'll see you then.
We haven't even pick up a guitar.
Didn't you just hear us play?
If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future?!
and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too?
But it turn out playing music's really hard to do.
Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel?
Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.
I know the lyrics backwards and forwards.
Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.
And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys!
Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.
We said the same thing ten years ago.
- All three at once? - Now just locate your...
do we get that thing we always wanted?
But we never learned how to play!
and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too?
We aren't really going to wear these around, are we?
We haven't even picked up a guitar.
♪ cos life's too short, we've gotta do things right, ♪
but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock!
But that's over.
But that's just our names!
But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow!
Dude! Check it out, man! They're here!
we're all going to be there!
I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing.
Woah, rad shirts!
No, that's lame!
What a charming idea!
Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night.
I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band!
Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.
Amazing.
Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching.
...one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped...
♪ You're my sweet little baby, ♪
Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching.
is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician!
Dude, this is perfect!
Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.
Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine!
Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine!
There's gotta be a fast way.