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Rick and Morty » Season 2 » The Wedding Squanchers

00:23:03

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) earliness

You are my seed, my worm, my earliness,
2) oof

Oof! Were you born with your feet in your mouth?
3) meatball

in a meatball, all right?
4) bureaucrat

Aliens bureaucrat are gonna arrest you.
5) pepperoni

I got a large pepperoni and some crazy sticks.
6) whoo

Oh, whoo-whee! Feels better.
7) testicle

dicks and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks.
8) motherfucker

Cheers to that, motherfucker!
9) mouthful

# I got a mouthful of jazz for your ass #
10) labia

of jumper cables under your nuts and or labia
11) vow

Tammy, you may squanch your vow now.
12) fugitive

and fugitive Rick Sanchez,
13) sweetie

Get in the ship, sweetie. What?
14) pun

No pun intended.
15) disguise

Take it easy. This is a blessing in disguise.
16) camouflage

for camouflage or something?
17) applause

So who's homesick? By applause.
18) kangaroo

Spaghetti, kangaroo?

Verbs

1) proscribe

and have proscribe antidepressants.
2) cramp

Okay, I get it. I'm cramp your style.
3) kidnap

Yeah, he kidnap me and my family,
4) unravel

Or longer to see how we unravel this mess.
5) soak

is soak deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.
6) dominate

is dominate by seven billion primate-descended natives
7) intend

No pun intend.
8) assign

and you will be assign a function.
9) grab

Good thing I grab a space weapon.
10) disagree

They think they control the galaxy, I disagree.
11) destroy

no matter how much it destroy our children's futures,
12) shoot

I'm still recovering from the bullet shot
13) realize

You realize our planet's name means dirt, right?
14) promise

I promise to be yours until your death.
15) mention

I don't suppose he ever mention his daughter.
16) suck

This world suck!
17) assume

I assume planet squanch...
18) wave

I mean, don't you need my brain wave

Adverbs

1) purely

But, and this is purely hypothetical,
2) literally

she was literally in there in your womb.
3) formerly

formerly the hiding place of interstellar terrorist
4) basically

No. Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
5) previously

with this previously unknown galactic government?
6) exactly

Now, I haven't been exactly subtle
7) alone

because we're afraid to die alone?
8) quite

We're quite proud.
9) actually

Actually, the wedding was beautiful.
10) later

I'll explain it to you later.
11) far

The war in which we fought is far from over.
12) together

a long history together.
13) ever

This is the closest I've ever gotten
14) least

are at least 90% similar to earth?
15) hard

or throw something so hard
16) never

which I will never do again.
17) again

if you ever bring this up again, no more bacon.
18) west

about 30 yards east. Or 300 yards west.

Adjectives

1) intergalactic

It's like the intergalactic version of u.P.S.,
2) unwise

It's unwise of me to share these details,
3) legit

what are the odds this is legit
4) interstellar

formerly the hiding place of interstellar terrorist
5) dishonest

How could you be so dishonest with this family?
6) disgusting

dicks and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks.
7) tedious

Doesn't that become tedious and worn out,
8) furry

dicks and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks.
9) lame

It's one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about
10) dwarf

and he left us on dwarf terrace-9.
11) obscure

The obscure planet known as earth,
12) affirmative

Affirmative! Returning to sender.
13) insane

Whoa, t-that's... that's insane!
14) supportive

You know, you're not being very supportive
15) dumb

Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk?
16) eternal

I unite these two organisms in eternal squanch!
17) dramatic

Dramatic effect.
18) damn

We don't know a damn person here.