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Grandpa Rick, couldn't you, like, use your superknowledge
The value of his subservience is wasted on you.
"hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?
in some youthful hijinks, what's the bfd?"
Put on some sunscreen, Danielle!
come out in the form of tiny Rick's teen angst!
Summer Smith is a fucking psycho nerd
Okay, listen carefully. There's a set of diode
And tell him to bring some brew!
And who can have fun with this old bastard hanging around, huh?
The mortal shall soon...
is gonna be an asshole to my sister, then,
Look, maybe the shrink was right.
I've got an emo streak.
So, is tiny Rick your brother or cousin, or...?
The mind of a robot and the heart of an insect!
No bother.
Obviously a vampire. W-w-where's the pepper?
This representation displease me.
Your demonize mythologizations of each other are cooperating.
I just got expel, summer!
it shove the bad thoughts into the back
This machine isolate the part of the subject's brain
garrrh and zharbidar perceive each other.
But listen... I forgive you both because you know what?
it never bother me.
It's just... then it's settle.
And how dare you even ask me that?
So you're trap in there and you can only
It preserve living tissue. Not that there was much
He has been destroy.
Man, who would've suspect coach feratu?
You rat on me?! I'm tiny Rick!
and she just got me kick out of school!
You recognize this?
They scan it out of my brain.
And if you gotta take it somewhere,
Obviously a vampire. W-w-where's the pepper?
Okay, listen carefully. There's a set of diodes
Possibly by vampire. More likely auto accident
So, how, exactly, is your old body living
We are not the monsters we sometimes see each other as,
Yeah, get outside. Read a book.
# Stop lookin' at me like that and actually help me #
and, now, you're trying to rush it along.
Okay, fair enough.
He's the reason our kids are only half-stupid.
interact together and, uh... big surprise...
why in the fuck would I ever do that, ever?
At least until Morty has graduated high school.
that always hurts me?!
Scan hard. He's dead to me.
it's never pretty.
you know, y-y-you may as well be old again.
an army of you badass self?
the school board is embarrassed
And why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?
unconscious, unhealthy thoughts.
It's part of what makes me so rad.
or am I married to a mean, unfair monster
yeah, I got bored and then, I remembered,
Wouldn't it make more sense to put my dumb-ass husband
You might as well ask a horse to fix a merry-go-round.
I booked you for a two-day intensive at nuptia four,
with artificial biological life.
Okay, that last part was really weird.
Oh, you know, hyperbaric quantum fluid,
But, listen, just be careful.
containing all perceptions of its romantic partner.
Well, it was a tough adventure, but it paid off...
I'm pretty stupid, for you to be this stupid.
I think it's okay to dream, Morty.