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00:42:53
Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin
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then felicitation, this missive is for you."
You four trollop are the worst specimens of human beings
in the front of his comical lederhosen
and calling each other gay slur while jumping around naked.
by being with a guy who wasn't a three-pump chump like Chad.
Despite my outward bravado, I was dead inside.
and made her one of your minion?
I've gotten zero swipe on my profile!
you don't have to be a douche as well!
I lost my virginity to a Nickelback song.
She kept saying something, something "dork."
Toxic Avenger. That's who I was thinking of.
It's a garter snake.
These moron need someone to tear them a new one.
It was terrifying. She was carrying a shovel!
He smells like a pizza parlor.
I don't want your first time to be with a murderer.
from the safety of their stained futon,
who's learning to loosen the leash and trust his daughter.
you were doing was getting enema of pure liquid gold
Who is the other baby in the bathtub?
of her deformities, she has remained in solitude
What was the outrage that was so enormous
No. Jason Voorhees. He's all disfigure
No. Jason was deform since, like, birth.
I mean, what is so wrong with me, Dad, that I totally misread him?
Number Five is bumming me out by insisting that we relive
Somebody just swipe right on me on Tinder.
and telling it like it is, being torment by fatties
anything to get revenge for being degrade like that?
I practically invent it.
and then the next minute he just explode!
...that I hope you rot in hell, bitch!
that join sororities or fraternities get haze,
If you gaze long enough into an abyss,
she is gonna be whisper in your ear
they just go on TV and apologize,
I was... I was totally going to, I swear.
and everybody forgive them,
No, guys, I'm really freak out! I feel like I'm having a panic attack!
from that toxic waste that got splash in his face.
"Why am I scream so much?
that the Dickie Dollars Scholars reject you.
He smell like a pizza parlor.
Ms. Dorkus' only companions are the large, angry mastiffs that patrol the corridors.
I mean, it's just so mess up.
You are ridiculously and laughably gullible.
I find her unbearably annoying,
to mock and attack me mercilessly
You are ridiculously and laughably gullible.
and instead spent months being verbally abused
with the most mentally ill woman
You practically told me to.
She said she was looking to experiment sexually
when this girl appeared out of nowhere with a shawl covering her face.
You took me literally?
But aside from the in-cahoots-with-killers thing,
Oh, and besides,
Well, obviously, but...
They're definitely gonna call the police."
Apart from myself,
Unfortunately, I don't have great aim with a crossbow
She has to show back up here eventually.
I mean, how can you possibly stop an evil
Previously on Scream Queens...
What exactly are we looking for?
Leave me alone.
but I knew this was my chance to finally end this.
and instead spent months being verbally abused
Maybe this is one of those teachable moments, you know?
Seeing as you remained celibate for the full 18 years,
to process any of my supe simple orangutan-level instructions.
and order a venomous snake for same-day delivery
Guys, something really weird happened, and I'm so unsettled.
That's not a rhetorical question.
It was terrifying. She was carrying a shovel!
and to all the relentless unwashed hordes on Twitter,
to waddle over to his tiny, motorized Shriner's car
I think you're just relieved to find out
a super awkward convo with her where I was like,
Despite my outward bravado, I was dead inside.
about being a pound overweight
see if any of them have taken any suspicious courses.
...after an insane sorority rant
Attention all useless Kappa sluts.
What was the outrage that was so enormous
I know. That was such a fabulous pair of shoes.
in an arctic compound wasn't healthy,
I was vulnerable enough to share my darkest fetish with you,
Yes, a totally innocent man who seemed super nice
I understand that what you're going through is really intense.
"Wow, she's being really loud.