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00:22:30
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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After months of doing everyone else's scut work,
and DC the staples on the gastroplasty in post-op.
This overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap-pinkie.
fill out a vascular consult on bed three and get a tox screen for Mrs O'Brien.
Shocker. Yeah.
- You two are dork. - I gotta go.
Philip, I need you to shave his groin so I can place a femoral triple-lumen.
we're finally not the lowest people on the totem pole.
It's like we're cheetah and they're a pack of gazelles.
Looks like you won the med student raffle there, pal.
I'll need you to change the dressing on the fem bypass in 402,
Well, the pill plays havoc with my cycle. I'm like...
Sweetheart, consider a change in diet.
and DC the staple on the gastroplasty in post-op.
What do you want, a cookie? Put your scrub on and get back here.
I hope I get a jerk. I took so much crap as a med student
I'll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meantime,
All surgical intern? They're dogs.
Sorry we got interrupt before.
He wrote ''The guy sweat when he exercises.''
It totally mess everyone up.
You dig?
Did you just snap at me? Because I think he just snap at me.
He was screw up constantly.
The tall skinny one? He quit.
You've arrive. You know? You just start to feel...
So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involve with that guy.
You're suppose to be his teacher.
- Why are you wash your hands? - I don't honestly know.
No, but I wonder if someone slip something into my soda.
I'm always throw up, I don't even have an ass!
Because I promise you, we're a family here.
Me, I was more struck by how these newbies made me look at myself.
because I spent the entire night cleaning up after you.
What just happen?
I guess I don't have anything of interest to say.
You do realise that you just effectively signed your own death warrant.
we're finally not the lowest people on the totem pole.
Actually, the only people that call me ''ma'am'' are nobody.
Not hungry enough. Give me some more.
I gotta go. We'll pick this up later.
Put 'em all together, it makes four million.
This overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap-pinkie.
After months of doing everyone else's scut work,
Josh, I asked you to get this guy's history an hour ago.
Do you ever part your hair on the wrong side
- It makes me nauseous. - A famous doctor once said,
You know how men are always talking about themselves?
Do you have any idea how hard you're making this on me?
The only way you could be less productive
You talk too much. It's a problem.
Right. Of course I did. That's me all over.
but every time I turn around, you're talking to him.
You talk too much. It's a problem.
This overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap-pinkie.
Philip, I need you to shave his groin so I can place a femoral triple-lumen.
Nurse Roberts says he's the most incompetent doctor she's worked with.
- Elliot, that is disgusting. - Seriously.
You're darn tootin'.
Now, locate the radial pulse.
I just got so frustrated, plus I'm PMSing.
The tall skinny one? He quit.
fill out a vascular consult on bed three and get a tox screen for Mrs O'Brien.
it's inappropriate for you to be sniffing around this woman all day!
This unavailable nurse? I swear...
Look at you three, all excited.
I'm throwing myself at you, and you're still trying to get me drunk.
but, on the other hand, as you know, you're an incredible tool.
Philip, I need you to shave his groin so I can place a femoral triple-lumen.
The tall skinny one? He quit.
Today we get our very own med students.
- Turk, that was amazing! - Woman, shush.