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00:22:14
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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- You can't consider it a reoccurrence. - He's high risk for colon cancer.
I'll remove tumours from your brain to your rectum
I'll remove tumour from your brain to your rectum
- That's the lamest smack talk. - That's not what the redcoats thought.
Can I let my mind wander, or are we doing something?
If you have some mole I will inspect them
The first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrub loses.
For the love of Our Lady of Guadalupe, that is a fine brew.
You have something on your cheek.
Surgical and medical intern are like two rival gangs.
Let's play ''Steak''.
This is liquid crack. This is a mug full of sunshine.
Mr Hoffner should be treated medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him.
which is why I've started him on an insulin drip...
- Doug, for God's sake. - I don't care. It's beautiful, man.
Fake it. Don't let him see what a neurotic mess you are.
Not when it comes to my well-being. And now I'm getting a pig heart.
Let's play ''Tip Over the Trash Can''.
Because everybody poop. I just did.
spawn by the Dark Prince himself,
you ought to be able to keep a man tuck away in the closet
but the secret is, you grind it from beans, not crap.
He stole my patient.
I'm dying. I was exhaust on that treadmill.
We're suppose to be a team.
- You just taste muddy water. - I know. That was weird.
Why hasn't he asked me out? I'm single. I mention five movies I want to see.
Mr Hoffner should be treat medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him.
I wouldn't notice if they all caught on fire.
I too decide it was time to act confident and face things head-on.
The first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrubs lose.
When most of your time is spent fighting death and illness,
That is hot. I guess the truth is that
- You're getting meat for dinner. - I eat chicken.
Is that why you always finish so quickly?
- No, I spoke to some other people. - Like who?
Mr Hoffner should be treated medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him.
Luckily, it's not up to you. It's up to Mr Hoffner.
You're damn right I'm competitive. That's what makes me a good doctor.
And besides, with your money,
How could you possibly be single?
Earlier. Not this second. But down there, I pooped.
He doesn't know I cry sometimes because I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.
I almost always wish things were done already.
I don't know. I'm kind of anal and neurotic.
- I'll check you later. - Check you later.
- That seems like good news. - Best news ever.
The problem is, these stupid games always end the same way.
- He never asked for a surgical consult. - Could I have a surgical consult?
...if you will apologise again so the interns can hear.
And sassy too. If you could cook a steak,
Of course. The heart. The old ticker.
and bring him out when you want to knock him around.
Now, let's go down to the caf and get our doughnut on.
We are already understaffed, and Dr Kelso fired two nurses for no reason.
Fake it. Don't let him see what a neurotic mess you are.
The first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrubs loses.
Because you can't just let nurses go on account of feeling insignificant.
And sassy too. If you could cook a steak,
No. This is just muddy water. See?
Budgetary constraints forced a cut, and those two had negative reports.
Golly, I do love moist cake.
- That's the lame smack talk. - That's not what the redcoats thought.
As long as you don't get caught up in the petty stuff.
Surgical and medical interns are like two rival gangs.
but the secret is, you grind it from beans, not crap.
It's inappropriate to jump a patient, isn't it?
- Give him frequent colonoscopies. - How frequent?
and it turns out, this is weird,
The problem is, these stupid games always end the same way.
- You and Jennifer are pretty tight? - Hell, yeah.
I drop things so when I pick them up, he can see I'm flexible.