Name: My Hypocritical Oath
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) pizzle

if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle.
2) blinker

and driving around Florida with your left-hand blinker on.
3) gonorrhoea

and getting gonorrhoea to me using your soap.
4) solace

The only thing you can take solace in
5) hangman

Would you like to play a game of hangman?
6) transfusion

If we do an exchange transfusion,
7) sweetie

Sweetie, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and get you a coffee.
8) broth

They're out of broth. What was it like playing college ball?
9) bun

And you were going to tell him this after you had a sticky bun?
10) poke

I'm sorry! It's never taken me 12 poke to find a vein.
11) moth

and says, "I think I'm a moth."
12) hallway

There's a mess in the hallway.
13) sweetheart

"Sweetheart, I told you so" from now until you're two inches shorter
14) cafeteria

Sweetie, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and get you a coffee.
15) showdown

the long-awaited showdown between Shaq and Kobe.
16) stall

You can't bail out now. Stall, stall!
17) vodka

Out of vodka. Let me go downstairs and get more.
18) brace

brace and such," and the moth says,

1) bartend

Or this fine chick Tamyra that bartend with Kylie.
2) amaze

I never cease to be amaze by the depth of his cynicism and callousness.
3) utter

If you utter a word about the score of the game,
4) owe

You owe me.
5) curse

I have been curse to work the night shift with you chuckleheads,
6) cease

I never cease to be amazed by the depth of his cynicism and callousness.
7) warn

and cried for 20 minutes." Be warn.
8) mess

They mess with the speed control on my treadmill.
9) grab

Baby, so I didn't know which one was yours, so I grab all of them.
10) engage

We're not engage.
11) shoot

I hate to interrupt, but I'm still woozy from being shot into my wall,
12) wake

and he just woke up from his coma.
13) ignore

Because I broke the rules and ignore what Dr Kelso wanted me to do.
14) treat

Dr Robbins treat your husband but we'll approach this case differently.
15) volunteer

The soup kitchen where you volunteer called... You played at Seton Hall?
16) lose

A 900-pound woman lost a pound and a half
17) forget

why are you in a dentist's office?" I forgot the punch line.
18) happen

Say, Bob, what the hell happen in your office?

1) differently

Dr Robbins treated your husband but we'll approach this case differently.
2) unfortunately

Unfortunately, with his system failing,
3) truly

and he scored eight buckets in a row on yours truly.
4) sometimes

sometimes God gives you little gifts to get you through the day.
5) finally

It's finally here...
6) almost

Had a fever and stomach-ache for almost a week.
7) outside

I do. I convinced everybody that's afraid of me to go outside
8) actually

Embarrassing for me, actually. See... Wingman time.
9) often

What a doctor says and what they mean are often two different things.
10) far

is going to be far worse than any shot I can take
11) together

- We don't live together. - Window! Window!
12) ever

Do you ever get that special fluttery feeling in your heart
13) sure

I sure do hope Mr Cheng rallies for you
14) least

- This kid sees dead people. - That film is at least five years old.
15) once

And once before that.
16) always

Turk, what's that joke that Mickhead always tells?
17) never

I never cease to be amazed by the depth of his cynicism and callousness.
18) again

Thanks again for seeing him.

1) venereal

Why do all the good ones have boyfriends with venereal diseases,
2) embarrassing

It's a little embarrassing. I was playing basket...
3) pathetic

I'm a pathetic excuse for a doctor.
4) damned

Signs be damned! I'm telling her.
5) renal

Mr Cheng's test results show that he's in renal failure.
6) bald

Unless she asks about Bush or the bald assistant president.
7) tremendous

Oh, tremendous body blow!
8) infected

We should probably test Kylie to see if she's infected.
9) loud

Listen, Kylie... Out loud, you idiot! Out loud!
10) excited

You guys, I'm so excited about tonight.
11) fake

I've been working on my fake stair walk.
12) weird

This is so weird. I've been looking for a doctor...
13) tough

Even though it can be tough around here,
14) med

Every year, the med students get me with a practical joke.
15) bold

You made a bold decision and it bit you in the keister.
16) pure

is one of the last pure pleasures I have left in my life,
17) favourite

I hope so. It's my favourite drink.
18) blonde

The southpaw with the blonde bangs and big britches comes out swinging!

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