Name: My Best Laid Plans
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) molehill

When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?
2) buffoon

Frankenstein-looking buffoon like you get a girl like Barbie.
3) pinkie

She's got a pinkie hold.
4) tugboat

Tugboats and arson. That's all I ever get from you guys.
5) thermos

but I really have no need for a cracked Thermos and two pounds of keys.
6) vomit

van-driving, vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,
7) toothpaste

Turk! If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste,
8) arson

Tugboats and arson. That's all I ever get from you guys.
9) embargo

her four-week booty embargo was about to end.
10) gangster

I lose my van to him, and I lose Margo to gangster rap.
11) spleen

Damn you, ruptured spleen! To be continued.
12) wager

- You want to place a wager? - I do,
13) lipstick

- I got lipstick on you. - No. Leave it.
14) temptation

Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot of temptation in a hospital.
15) furnace

I kissed a dude once. It was at furnace camp.
16) incense

Why have you stopped lighting incense?
17) crush

She's not a random girl. I had a crush on her long before I met you.
18) ritual

Excuse me, it's time for my nightly ritual.

1) weep

Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.
2) rupture

Damn you, rupture spleen! To be continued.
3) bother

You know what bother me?
4) pose

Oh, I pose as her dad so she could rent a car.
5) smell

It makes the room smell like Chinese rain.
6) trick

He actually trick you into a date.
7) brush

if I reached over and brush the hair out of her eyes.
8) suppose

I suppose when I win, I could destroy your vehicle and make you watch.
9) appreciate

You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.
10) promise

I promise I will visit you soon.
11) crack

but I really have no need for a crack Thermos and two pounds of keys.
12) treat

You're the only one around here that treat me like a real person.
13) decide

- I'm so excited. So where are we going? - We haven't decide yet!
14) assume

I assume your facilities are in-building?
15) lose

I lost my hair in eighth grade.
16) happen

You're a little drunk, and you know what happen when you get drunk.
17) guess

I guess I could work on it a little.
18) eat

She ate lunch with me until the residents made fun of her.

1) luckily

Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot of temptation in a hospital.
2) somehow

But just pretending for today somehow
3) basically

it's basically just a waiting game.
4) definitely

So Molly's back in town. She definitely wants me.
5) apart

I went out with a guy named Rick. Then he met my mom, and it fell apart.
6) unfortunately

Unfortunately, that's what did happen.
7) exactly

Sometimes plans go exactly like they're supposed to.
8) sometimes

Sometimes plans go exactly like they're supposed to.
9) recently

Dr Clock, I feel as though I've seen less of you recently.
10) actually

Actually, Kylie, I... I can't tonight.
11) soon

I promise I will visit you soon.
12) later

We can talk later.
13) though

I will take my keys to go, though.
14) often

They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
15) together

Kylie and I still hadn't slept together, but I had a feeling
16) ago

- I moved to Milwaukee four months ago. - Welcome back.
17) ever

When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?
18) once

but once she leaves, you go to Kylie and tell her you want to get exclusive.

1) cardiogenic

So when you're dealing with cardiogenic shock...
2) intravascular

is assess intravascular volume...
3) possessive

He's really possessive of me. He won't talk to the new psychiatrist.
4) unbridled

I've seen unbridled joy,
5) unprofessional

- It's unprofessional. - You're right, Barbie. Carry on.
6) sarcastic

Does he know you were being sarcastic?
7) unbelievable

You're unbelievable.
8) bored

I was "ahhing" because I was bored, thought that might drive you crazy.
9) stuffed

I find I'm just a little stuffed.
10) dumb

That is the dumb idea I've ever heard.
11) vietnamese

I was just friends once with a Vietnamese girl.
12) delicious

This is so very delicious and filling,
13) slight

If you make the slight mistake, you wind up getting neither.
14) rid

I knew how to get rid of them, but I can't do that to Turk.
15) incorrect

I wasn't "ahhing" you to indicate an incorrect answer,
16) excited

- I'm so excited. So where are we going? - We haven't decided yet!
17) exotic

This trip to India sounds so exotic.
18) fake

Oh, my God. I'm getting turned on by my own fake story.

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