Name: Sand Hill Shuffle
Released: 2017-03-07
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) geddon

Someone's compression will save the world from data-geddon,
2) rudeness

If they want to negotiate using hostility and rudeness...
3) congratulation

Yes, and congratulation, you won 50 grand,
4) invisibility

in three companies that specialize in invisibility?
5) flak

"Flak-sid." It's actually pronounced "flak-sid."
6) tampon

at TechCrunch Disrupt, and you give me this tampon ad?
7) ostrich

Are you aware that we own a $30 million ostrich farm in Morocco,
8) napkin

This box is filled with napkin covered with notes
9) fart

Is that a fart? You... Are you a fart?
10) muffin

Your muffin smell like shit.
11) hippo

when a hippo wandered into the camp.
12) cto

- I'm the CTO. - Ha ha, he's joking. I'm the CTO.
13) hostility

If they want to negotiate using hostility and rudeness...

1) startle

but I guess the sound of the gun startle Peter, who...
2) humiliate

That was horrible. I just got humiliate by a fucking teenager
3) spook

- What? - Yeah, our investors got spook
4) overtake

will be overtake by next spring.
5) counteract

counteract them shitting all over us.
6) shove

by a possible down round, so they shove an acquisition down my throat.
7) dilute

Gentlemen, we are valued at 75 million, fully dilute.
8) pronounce

"Flak-sid." It's actually pronounce "flak-sid."
9) explode

Data creation is exploding.
10) wander

when a hippo wander into the camp.
11) owe

I mean, we owe that to each other, don't we?
12) specialize

in three companies that specialize in invisibility?

1) shrewdest

He was the smartest, shrewdest...
2) afloat

She needs Pied Piper to keep Raviga afloat, Richard.
3) objectively

and my numbers were, objectively, the most favorable.
4) genuinely

Peter was one of the few who genuinely took action
5) genetically

Look at them. They're like two genetically enhanced Ken dolls.
6) technically

I mean, I guess, technically, I could have...
7) poorly

It looks like harlequin Kama Sutra done poorly.
8) lately

There's just been a lot of "geddons" lately.
9) officially

Richard, Peter Gregory hasn't officially given us the term sheet yet.
10) hopefully

hopefully with more tasteful artwork,
11) seriously

- Seriously? - Yes, so we have to prepare for that.
12) okay

Whoa. You okay there, Richard?
13) apparently

Apparently, there is a line, and I crossed it...

1) unwell

Are you feeling unwell? Do you need protein?
2) strang

strang man I've ever known.
3) unmistakable

Underneath it all, there was an unmistakable tension.
4) manipulative

It's a manipulative sex strategy used by lonely chauvinists.
5) goddamn

and it sure as hell better be Nucleus and not goddamn Pied Piper!
6) intolerable

There is a linear correlation between how intolerable I was
7) legit

- Look... Hey. - No, no, no. We could've done a legit Series B.
8) hesitant

although I think he was hesitant after his disappointing initial return from Snapchat.
9) unimportant

Certainly that seems unimportant.
10) shitty

Okay, well, if it's such a shitty deal,
11) tasteful

hopefully with more tasteful artwork,
12) workable

but I think it will be workable from our end.
13) harlequin

It looks like harlequin Kama Sutra done poorly.

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