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00:27:57
Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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That whole spazz thing you did...
No. No, shithead. Look!
The company that was the 100xer, the 1,000xer,
womanizing douchebag who got lucky, like, 20 years ago.
top litigator, we feel this gives us the advantage
Firstly, congratulation on finally being funded.
and the tenacity and maybe the insanity
Motherfucker! Fuck it.
of financier and progressive thinkers called the Jews?
of provocation I've ever had to endure.
They're billionaire and they drive fuckin' Priuses.
Must be the rivet in my pants. These are cool pants, too.
All right, fella, what are we doing here?
Do you know who else vilified a tiny minority
to the sound of you chortling on my balls.
and AOL gobble us up.
and I resent being treated like I did.
No, I'm totally kidding. I'm diffusing the tension with humor.
and I'm tired of getting slap for it.
Litigation wipe out half our funds right off the bat.
they pretend they don't speak English. You see a white face in here?
as oppose to ordering me to chortle her balls.
You know, like that guy who married Julia Roberts
I scratch my car.
construct right next to the bike shop.
I celebrate earlier this morning.
but even if we set our burn-rate conservatively,
arguably, a member of the original Pied Piper team?
Firstly, congratulations on finally being funded.
He's utterly distasteful.
Surely he'd be promoted rapidly and repeatedly, no?
I'm continually creating jobs and helping people,
between now and CES in January, unless you fuck up too badly.
It just think it's physically impossible for it to dissolve in my mouth.
that she is publicly co-invested
Surely an individual this brilliant
must be integral to, if not solely responsible
Ultimately, the suit will turn
Julia Roberts aside,
How does he even do that? He's a boorish, pompous,
I'm gonna take you back to those same spineless VCs who said no,
How does he even do that? He's a boorish, pompous,
Um, that's a very enticing offer.
in a light such that his talents were undeniable?
a protracted and time-consuming ordeal.
pay LaFlamme, and payroll alone is going to be pretty hefty.
He's a vulgar human being.
irrational asshole that doesn't compromise on anything,
That was fucking priceless.
The guy sounded like he was either Chinese or retarded.
of one visionary person who put it all on the line
But you just had to be there, okay? He's very articulate.