Name: Bachmanity Insanity
Released: 2017-04-25
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) nondisclosure

Everything this person is saying is obviously covered by a nondisclosure agreement.
2) plumage

But, yeah, maybe now I'll fan out my plumage, so to speak,
3) zealot

Richard is a bit of a zealot in the Tabs V. Spaces holy war.
4) gazelle

Who was that gorgeous gazelle in the driveway?
5) moat

I would love to have some sort of chocolate moat here,
6) nda

why in the holy fuck didn't you tell me you signed an NDA,
7) libel

Can we sue this Cantwell woman for libel?
8) bartender

It's called the bartender, she works here.
9) foe

Any foe or enemy I've made over my storied career will be here.
10) faire

They'll be Ren Faire-ing soon.
11) cracker

with little boats floating down it filled with graham cracker and marshmallows.
12) driveway

Who was that gorgeous gazelle in the driveway?
13) asshole

I'm inviting every asshole from the Valley to attend.
14) sweater

Oh, she must be hiding behind that attractive girl in the red sweater.
15) rival

the faces and hair of my fiercest rival.
16) scandal

"Gavin Belson's Hooli-Scrub Scandal." Awesome.
17) gentleman

Gentlemen, mahalo for coming.
18) helicopter

Let me handle it. You go wait in the helicopter.

1) unfreeze

unfroze time, and hopped back on to vid chat with you,
2) rend

Most people who rent Alcatraz for parties tend to go with the prison theme.
3) devote

Trust me, I've devote my life to minimalizing file sizes.
4) violate

then he'll know I violate my NDA.
5) bounce

Just, several of our vendors are saying that your checks have bounce.
6) freeze

Either she froze time,
7) steal

Oh, nothing. We practically stole it from them.
8) arrest

You're gonna get arrest.
9) bat

would've bat an eyelid? Please.
10) eliminate

I eliminate the Gavin problem, and at the exact same time,
11) invite

I'm inviting every asshole from the Valley to attend.
12) tend

Most people who rent Alcatraz for parties tend to go with the prison theme.
13) realize

I just don't think Gleb realize how seriously Richard takes this stuff.
14) throw

am I a Nazi or am I a guy who throw hissy fits, you know?
15) promise

I'd like to invite you to what promise to be the social event of the season.
16) mention

You never mention a boyfriend.
17) assume

Richard, I assume you'll be taking your woman friend?
18) draw

and then I drew a smile on it.

1) functionally

you're functionally insolvent.
2) technically

JARED: I mean, it wasn't technically an animal,
3) practically

Oh, nothing. We practically stole it from them.
4) nicely

I'm just gonna ask you nicely,
5) whatsoever

It doesn't really contribute to culture in any way whatsoever.
6) literally

Nothing. Nothing. Literally, it's all good.
7) essentially

So he's essentially your spouse.
8) personally

Oh, well, you can't take that personally.
9) obviously

Everything this person is saying is obviously covered by a nondisclosure agreement.
10) definitely

And she's definitely not a founder hounder.
11) effectively

there's effectively no difference.
12) absolutely

Yeah, absolutely. I wanted to focus on Pied Piper.
13) indeed

Indeed it did.
14) exactly

Exactly the reason that we are partners.
15) generally

And reporters generally don't give up their sources.
16) finally

And then coincidentally you'll finally be able to see what Elisabet actually looks like.
17) otherwise

Otherwise, they get nervous.
18) almost

they almost made physical contact.

1) breaded

You must taste the breaded humuhumunukunukuapua'a,
2) vengeful

Like some sort of vengeful viscous web of payback.
3) inconsequential

I know it is an inconsequential shit job.
4) insolvent

you're functionally insolvent.
5) viscous

Like some sort of vengeful viscous web of payback.
6) journalistic

We've established that you don't have any journalistic integrity,
7) slavic

as you do trying to ogle strange Slavic women,
8) insensitive

I mean, that's pretty insensitive to the Holocaust, don't you think?
9) helpless

you sweet, helpless little piece of shit?
10) unnamed

Forget libel. What about this unnamed Hooli insider she keeps quoting?
11) vicious

At Hooli, I once saw two engineers get into a fight so vicious,
12) estonian

Packet loss over Estonian broadband is terrible.
13) fierce

the faces and hair of my fierce rivals.
14) tragic

killed so many people, so tragic, such a tragic time.
15) ridiculous

What? Me? A Nazi? That's ridiculous. (CHUCKLES)
16) literal

You know, there was a time, not so long ago, when it could've been a literal fire.
17) useless

You people are useless. Thank you. You're excused.
18) magnificent

She's magnificent.

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