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00:30:19
Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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In the wake of Pied Piper's clickfarm scandal, the guys struggle to find funding for Pied Piper's video-chat app to keep up with their rapidly growing user base. Erlich faces resistance from Big Head's dad, while Gavin balks after Jack steps on his toes at Hooli. Having a hard time adjusting to his company's pivot, Richard gets sage advice from an unexpected source, leading him to a big idea that could change his future.
Wait. What about headwind or storm activity?
Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs.
an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster,
You're certainly not helping your cuticle by biting on them.
And Jared, he'd sooner commit hara-kiri than...
Is it hard to become a billionaire?
It's essentially a gazebo,
♪ It's crazy to think in the '80s I wanted mink ♪
to the gent from my 50 percent,
Gilfoyle, as an anarchist
Carol's right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season
an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster,
an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster,
a daddy chaser, a leather man, a ladyboy, a Donald Duck.
And generally, I think it would be good for morale.
back in the previous iteration, the platform.
It could be a-- a twink, a bear,
when I can build a new encoder
♪ It overheat and melts ♪
Ordinarily, I loathe coming to China, but when you close a deal like that,
are entitle to 40 percent of the company.
We just surpass 120,000 daily active users
Deep in your soul, you know you would rather be plow a dude!
♪ It overheats and melt ♪
♪ To get cash while I'm sip on drinks ♪
If all I accomplish by doing this
Then it's settle.
I guess when I hack together
deserve all the credit, right?
What a dick. Well, assuming we don't get arrest,
But I assure you, Big Head and I are on the case.
and pretty sure my dad would, like, never approve you.
Then I would've invest 500 thou-- a half of a million dollars
You will never see him again if he gets out. I am not involve!
You're suppose to follow me.
Donald Duck's a gay guy who's been kick out of the Navy.
I think, subconsciously,
and we're growing at a rate of 18 percent, organically, week over week.
Ordinarily, I loathe coming to China, but when you close a deal like that,
You know what we desperately need is a palapa.
Of course, inevitably we will plummet towards the earth,
Technically, the reason why we stayed up for two days
with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever.
"there's literally millions of times
It's essentially a gazebo,
You better be. We're not gonna work for free forever.
effectively leaving me with 10 percent?
Right. 'Cause then you would've seen mine twice.
with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever.
I did indeed.
You're certainly not helping your cuticles by biting on them.
And it was exactly what you wanted to make,
♪ It's for its own survival, it's genocidal ♪
than passable video chat.
we could build a completely decentralized version
by every respectable VC in town.
I've always been very adept
is making you as miserable as you've made me
You're fucking jealous.
with fraudulent numbers.
these decisions have to be unanimous.
I will grant you guys a perpetual license
Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs.
My grandfather just came out of the closet. Beautiful. Very inspiring.
of one of the most prestigious tech publications in the world.
but I think the company's needs are better suited
♪ Nothin' stays in a steady state ♪
Your nail beds are gonna get infected.
We are desperate. We need funding.
Because the numbers are fake!