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00:22:12
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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about the incongruity of some scientific statements.
But there is to be no more throwing of faeces. Understood?
in suspender animation so that their trip seems really short, right?
Shut up, faggot!
So much boldness in a woman. So beautiful.
You have so much spunk! So much life!
And then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby.
Quick, General Disarray! Kill those superhero!
Oh, hamburger!
It's almost bedtime. If you sleep, then time will go by faster!
Now you see, foolish sea otter, that we are the atheists in control.
I shall smash your skull, like a clam on my tummy!
With your intellect and my balls, we can change the future of the world.
Hey, everyone, I'm an atheist!
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
Well, what if I told you there was a flying spaghetti monster?
and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
When you wake up three weeks later, you can be unfrozen,
Would you believe it, simply because it can't be disproven?
Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
It's rumour that one is at the Museum of Technology in New New Hampshire.
but I want you to know I admire your passion.
and then one day a retard baby fish crawl out of the ocean
Get out of here, you asshole! You're gonna ruin everything!
Over billions of years, life has evolve from simple one-celled organisms
You realise evolution has been pretty much proven.
I warn you, Principal Victoria,
If I freeze myself, then in three weeks, when Nintendo Wii comes out,
It is, in fact, bound to happen.
I got you, you snake in the grass! I found you out!
that screw another monkey and that made you.
So you are saying that we're all relate to monkeys.
Charmed to meet you, Ms...
Will you shut up already?
Well, I suppose we could have a little steak or something.
Like changing us to the point that we walk upright.
The wait for Nintendo Wii is literally killing me.
- Well, yes, basically, we are. - You seen monkeys at the zoo?
- You most certainly will! - But, Dad, I want to learn everything.
a glorious event that finally made all religion obsolete.
It's almost bedtime. If you sleep, then time will go by faster!
- Eric, get out of there! - No! No, it's too soon!
and they're mature enough to handle anything.
and then unfreeze yourself three weeks later?
Now, Eric, this has gone far enough. You need to learn to be patient.
After everything we've been through together,
Butters, if anybody else comes across my frozen body,
Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most outspoken woman I have ever met.
I never covered it up.
Well, I do bring down the woman's wrath now and again.
- Eric, get out of there! - No! No, it's too soon!
In the beginning we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
A harebrained theory that says I'm a monkey.
This woman is very opinionated, but she does care about her students.
Principal Victoria, we are a devout Catholic family.
Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most outspoken woman I have ever met.
- Please, be careful. You are frail. - Is the Wii out? Where is the Wii?
The wait will seem instantaneous to me.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control.
You believe in a supernatural being!
a glorious event that finally made all religion obsolete.
with its mutant fish hands
Richard Dawkins is a world-renowned evolutionary scientist.
- I got it. Big tree, oval rock. - All right, now get out of here.
Butters, if anybody else comes across my frozen body,
- Please, be careful. You are frail. - Is the Wii out? Where is the Wii?
But there is to be no more throwing of faeces. Understood?
You realise evolution has been pretty much proven.
and with one fell swoop, you try to destroy everything we did!