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Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Nelson has leukaemia. It's already spread to his bone marrow.
and with a tie, he's in a kind of cancer limbo.
- Oh, Jesus, no! - I don't want to be a murderer.
When you shoot the puck to another player.
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
- Coach, Morgan spit on my foot. - I did not.
Gavin Throttle, coach of the Adams County team.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Park County loser.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
According to your background check, when you were in kindergarten
Will you do me just one favour, Coach?
But in the blink of an eye, what seemed important before
No, dude, I need my bike to do my job.
We've been through all this stupid, emotional crap.
Why, you got asthma or something?
Relax. If we lose, we're not going to be murderers.
My daddy will beat me again.
Okay, great. Look, I got to get to the stadium.
Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
Stan Marsh is bum on cancer.
Oh, and it appears the goalie has poop his pants.
It's on the impound list. You owe the county for tickets.
My bike had a bust pedal.
I crap them. Mommy, I crap them.
My doctor says I'm not suppose to.
Great news. Our hockey team has just been invite
Stan Marsh is a wash-up fourth-grader.
When you shoot the puck to another player.
It's just for one game. He won't get hurt, I promise.
So, if we lose, we're going to kill Nelson?
Nelson has leukaemia. It's already spread to his bone marrow.
Have you forgotten what happened all those years ago?
- Yeah. - Well, it just so happen
Oh, he remembers. I'm sure it eat at him every single day.
that it's a lot like it was before you were born?
But I got it fix, so there won't be a problem any more.
and I'll be rooting louder than anybody, saying, "That's my son!"
I remember going to Shakey's afterwards.
I'm finally going to be able to pay off all the money I owe.
Stanley, where have you been? It's almost bedtime.
Little Stan Marsh actually has a shot at the goal.
Now we just need to kind of organise a little bit and practise our...
Dude, I can come back later. Is this a bad time for you?
That's Number 7, Stan Marsh, skating towards the goal, sort of.
There's nobody for you to play. Thanks for making the trip, though.
We're just supposed to rally together,
But everyone does it. I mean, it's not like everyone else gets to live
You gave up playing hockey a long time ago.
That's our biggest game ever.
Stan Marsh has always lived a carefree life.
My daddy will beat me again.
Look, he's coming around again.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
All right, guys. Over here. Come over here.
in yet another scoreless Pee Wee hockey game.
Stan Marsh has always lived a carefree life.
He's got a great family. A promising paper route.
is a noble privilege.
We've been through all this stupid, emotional crap.
We've been through all this stupid, emotional crap.
It's okay. Don't cry.
She thinks it's dangerous.
I'm proud of you, boy.
Stan Marsh is a bright, young man.
Just be aware of this, Coach. If you lose the big game,
What do I have to learn? This isn't fair.
They look pretty strong, Coach. I think Nelson's going to die for sure.
from some of our state's fine Pee Wee hockey players.
that little boy is going to die fast
he's taken a turn for the worse, I'm afraid.
It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period.
I'm finally going to be able to pay off all the money I owe.