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00:22:23
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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- Lemmiwinks? Our old class gerbil?
But we're going to put laxative and Arby's Horsey Sauce in the pizza
but then I also thought of "Mush Pants Melman."
was that the ridicule and the torment
- I just need to go to the restroom!
was that the ridicule and the torment
Another rodent is out there,
Come, Lemmiwinks! Let us make haste!
- Once again, WikiLeaks is trying to wreak havoc on our world.
spreading terrible rumor and hacking emails.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- ♪ Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole ♪
- "I just want you to know that I have a huge crush on you, and... - "
and a clean pair of sock.
But right now Lemmiwinks is being held prisoner.
The creature doing this, Lemmiwinks,
WikiLeaks is about to post his biggest scoop ever
except when he said I made that teenage fish perform ass to trout.
since Corey Duran defecate in his pants here at school.
He's devastate. - Yep, he's devastate.
The birds are tweet that he is about to release his biggest story yet.
It's being exaggerate again.
The time is nigh, Lemmiwinks!
We made our beds when we enlist Eric Cartman's help.
- ♪ Ample parking day or night, people spout, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
His heart is so heavy. I weep for him.
- Hey! Pete Melman poop his pants
Jumping off the school roof fracture her pelvis.
I was thinking "Poopy Pants Pete,"
She even bake cupcakes. - So what?
- Mom! Some kids are steal my gerbil!
Mr. Garrison, can I please be excuse?
- [Scoffs] What's funny about having our private lives hack into?
- You hear about Pete Melman? Pretty mess up, huh?
- He crap his pants today during social studies.
I assure you, WikiLeaks is anything but stupid,
- He does it purely for reasons of evil.
- The doctors say that Jenny Simons barely survived the fall.
And I'm a ghost, besides, of course, being a fish.
Though I guess it's basically the same thing,
- Yes, Vernon's around somewhere.
and Jenny Simons forever.
- Then the moment is truly here.
- Oh, you are most certainly welcome.
Will the following students report to the principal's office immediately?
- All right, are we sure we're alone?
- Uh, Mr. Garrison, I don't think that's quite fair.
- Eric, it has been almost one year
That's why it's super funny to me.
Yeah, yeah, no, they, uh... - they actually did really well on the state exam.
I've always kind of...
- ♪ Catatafish tale will soon be told ♪
well, maybe we could eat lunch together.
- So you didn't email anybody else
Adler, get rid of those laxative bottles.
- M'kay, let's just delete all this tabloid garbage, m'kay.
For him, it's embarrassing and terrifying.
WikiLeaks posted exaggerated things about me too.
- Do you have any idea how embarrassed I am?
For him, it's embarrassing and terrifying.
He posted on his Website that I had sex with an underage fish
excuse my language, but I have to be harsh here-
- That's insane!
- The blond kid? - Yeah, yeah, Pete Melman.
Adler, get rid of those laxative bottles.
Yeah, you know, this was stupid.
- Turn it up. - Is he okay?
- Yeah, it's gross.
"Dear guys, I just cannot go on, m'kay.
I've done an extensive profile,
♪ The evil WikiLeaks ♪
- That was amazing.