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00:22:23
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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social awkwardness that your son exhibits.
[grease sizzling and utensil clanking]
All his negativity is starting to make me depressed.
but this time, it's so that we don't get wart in our vaginas.
- I think Al Pacino wants to play Twister with your sister.
- In response to the embarrassment,
I thought maybe I had a fever, but I--oh, oh, my bun!
what the final secret flavor enhancer is?
- You mean little hamburger grow in your butthole?
- No, because there's aliens with a sniper chicken on me.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- That's only a vaccination for girls, stupid.
- Wait. There's a disease called ass burger?
they're living in a world of illusion.
in a blissful state of ignorance.
[laughter and metallic clanging on radio]
- [sighs] It's as if they all have an inability
can give you autism or Asperger's.
- Then why are they saying that getting vaccinate at school
all somehow infuse into one burger.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
Cartman Burgers choke out the market.
- Dude, I'm sorry that I've been bum you out,
who was diagnose with a serious illness.
and it must be squash out.
♪ Let it shine wherever you go ♪
Others deserve to know the truth.
- Or genetically alter humans.
When all the things that made you laugh just make you sick,
- Oh, shut up, Cartman.
or you're getting shot in the back of the head.
- There lie the secret.
I know that your parents recently got divorce, mkay.
And as you get older, you realize
- Come on, kid, wake up. There's not a lot of time left.
were caught playing hooky.
- Or genetically altered humans.
into a mentally incapacitated freak!
- God damn it, this is getting us nowhere!
♪ Let it shine wherever you go ♪
all somehow infused into one burger.
but unfortunately, because of its name,
I'll call if it's any earlier.
Sometimes the only way to keep going
Adam Sandler is fucking hysterical.
are probably not far behind.
Sometimes the only way to go forward
I know that your parents recently got divorced, mkay.
there's actually a disease called ass burgers?
- We're gonna need some more patties pretty soon.
- Sit down, boys. We'll talk about this later.
You're a piece of shit, though. Fuck you!
are probably not far behind.
is all go over to his house together.
Are you ready to go back into the illusionary world
- It would have to be some kind of supe Dutch oven.
but if so, multimillion-dollar lawsuits
For whatever reason, these Cartman Burgers
He's disinterested, depressed, self-loathing.
in a blissful state of ignorance.
into a mentally incapacitated freak!
is gonna make us all retarded?
I can see how lame I was,
He's disinterested, depressed, self-loathing.
then our patented flavor will be everywhere,
Right now, we're talking about vaginal warts.
[laughter and metallic clanging on radio]
and tell us why Cartman Burgers are so delicious!
I'm really excited.
- That's only a vaccination for girls, stupid.
to distinguish from what is socially acceptable
- I feel like total shit. - It's okay.