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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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♪ Schtick schtick ♪
All new inductee raise your hands.
Release Moses now!
and smote Moses and all his followers into pillars of dust
And being a separatist sucks ass.
Using dry macaroni, paper, and glue.
Alpha will take left flank
I can't watch the meteor shower with you, Kenny.
that borrows a little bit from all different Jewish denomination.
And those little shaker things
When do we get to eat carrot cake!
Alpha-5 and Gamma-7 will be on recon team.
See this little bear cub!
Though we each come from a different sect of Judaism
and smotes Moses and all his followers into pillar of dust
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
I apologize for any inconvenience.
You don't make a macaroni picture of the Last Supper
Matthew, you immobilize the bear with the net,
"And it was foretold that the spirit of Moses
Abraham begat Issac, who the Lord then said to kill,
Scout Brovlofski, have you defile Jew Scouts
"would finally rest, when his spirit was imprison by Hamon
A non-Jew has infiltrate Jew Scouts
"behold now, the Lord hath restrain me from bearing,
If he summon Hamon, we will all be destroyed.
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
I apologize for any inconvenience.
Ike, you behave!
Let all debts be forgive and all slaves freed.
that borrow a little bit from all different Jewish denominations.
"I pledge to be a Jew Scout."
Hold it, Squirts!
And there you shall stay, trap for all eternity!
I pray thee, go into my mate."
If he summons Hamon, we will all be destroy.
You have to go so that someday
fill our ears and our hearts, respectively.
"would finally rest, when his spirit was imprisoned by Hamon
"Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew."
to step forward, please.
having recently been turned into dust and all.
Yeah, actually we saw a bear a few miles back!
This part kind of sucks, Kenny.
You will all see how wrong you are very soon,
[phase-shifting voice] The hour of Jewbilee is near.
Oh, enough already!
You can all pick up your bars of soap later on,
Nothing to worry about, though, your boys are safe with us!
Usually we just sit around and make stuff,
I don't think Kenny has anywhere else to be tonight.
Yeah, we spotted him a few days ago.
What has Moses ever done for us!
And the Anti-Semetic Jews will once again rule the earth!
and you can make nifty soap sculptures like these.
that would cry for their petty lives, but can't,
all you need is a bar of soap, and a dull knife
Alright scouts, let's all show Moses
when Hamon returns from the ninth tower of deaf illusionment
you can be a big, brave Jew Scout!
when Hamon returns from the ninth tower of deaf illusionment
On this blessed night of Jewbilee,
Now, this year, we are pleased to announce
[laughing] I think it's stupid!
Welcome to Jewbilee, you folks find it okay!
in a conch shell of blind faith..."
"I am proud to be a Jew Scout."
it will be the end of everything we hold dear.
It's just that... well, Jewbilee is for Jewish kids.
"And the ancient one looked upon Hamon
Squirts, fall in, Chinese formation!
Nothing to worry about, though, your boys are safe with us!